joke Bumper Stickers

[jnelsoninjax]

• 1. Let's skip the insults and get right down to your butt kicking!
  
  2. I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.
  
  3. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
  
  4. If you can't read this, thank the teacher's union.
  
  5. If you are what you eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
  
  6. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  
  7. Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
  
  8. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
  
  9. There's no place like 127.0.0.1
  
  10. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
  
  11. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
  
  12. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
  
  13. Earth is full. Go home.
  
  14. Is it time for your medication or mine?
  
  15. Getting on your feet means getting off your butt.
  
  16. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
  
  17. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
  
  18. First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, closed.
  
  19. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
  
  20. Spotted on a passing motorcycle: If you can read this, my wife fell off!
  
  21. First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
  
  22. Old age comes at a bad time.