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Warwagon Jokes.

05 October 2012
Posted by +warwagon
What a bummer I can't post in the jokes section. Technically I could, but I like strange wacky, weird, twisted or jokes you don't get right away. Apparently people don't like those. I did have a joke I recently thought of and was sad I couldn't post. But I thought "hey I have a Neowin blog" lets post it there.

So here we go.

What do you get if you combine

Emma Watson + Keira knightley+Nicole Richie+Claire Danes?


Scarlett johanson :laugh:

13 Comments




RatherLargeBear
Oct 05 2012 20:50
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tiagosilva29
Oct 06 2012 16:49
No.

FATILA
Oct 06 2012 23:34
warwagon is becoming internet celebrity in that he annoys people so.. maybe he should have own forum!

Aasum
Oct 07 2012 05:46
Hum used to have hes own sub-forum here...your jokes are going to be missed by me

*RedBull*
Oct 10 2012 00:22
Warwagon I would post if I were you. You don't see me stopping. I'm just surprised Neobond appears to have sided with <snipped> and called you and me "Certain other members". Personally I don't see why people don't get their negative posts removed and warned. But peace to you brother. Yeah I don't get your joke up there.

I would hit it with any of them multiple times though. :)

Teebor
Oct 10 2012 16:26
What!!? Why can't you post in the Jokes section any more?

I miss your posts in there. I don't care if they were bad or not because sometimes, just sometimes you came out with a good one and that made up for it :D

+DJ Dark
Oct 11 2012 12:25

Turion, on 10 October 2012 - 00:22, said:

Warwagon I would post if I were you. You don't see me stopping. I'm just surprised Neobond appears to have sided with <snipped> and called you and me "Certain other members". Personally I don't see why people don't get their negative posts removed and warned. But peace to you brother. Yeah I don't get your joke up there.I would hit it with any of them multiple times though. :)
It's the same reason that Synper (I think thats the spelling) got banned.

vetBrian
Oct 12 2012 01:06

DJ Dark, on 11 October 2012 - 12:25, said:

It's the same reason that Synper (I think thats the spelling) got banned.

No, Snyper was funny, but he was a douchebag. Warwagon here unforunately is unfunny and then whines when he's told about it.

Seriously, the prerequisite for a joke is that it's funny. If it's only funny to you, it's not an effective joke. Feel free to keep posting them, but stop whining when people decide that they're unfunny, because they are just that.

+warwagon
Oct 12 2012 04:34

Brian, on 12 October 2012 - 01:06, said:

No, Snyper was funny, but he was a douchebag. Warwagon here unforunately is unfunny and then whines when he's told about it. Seriously, the prerequisite for a joke is that it's funny. If it's only funny to you, it's not an effective joke. Feel free to keep posting them, but stop whining when people decide that they're unfunny, because they are just that.

See that's the thing though. How do I ever know if my jokes are funny or not? Take the redacted joke I posted, every time I thought of the joke i laughed. That went on for a day or so. Then I thought gotta post that one!

Shaun
Oct 12 2012 11:04
Keep it in the blog, if it gets a good reaction then it could be considered a joke and then post it in the jokes section. A good reaction from Turion doesn't mean its a good responce.

Farstrider
Oct 13 2012 16:02

Turion, on 10 October 2012 - 00:22, said:

Warwagon I would post if I were you. You don't see me stopping. I'm just surprised Neobond appears to have sided with <snipped> and called you and me "Certain other members". Personally I don't see why people don't get their negative posts removed and warned. But peace to you brother. Yeah I don't get your joke up there.I would hit it with any of them multiple times though. :)

Why should people be warned or have their posts removed because they don't like what they read? Who are you to even suggest that this is the correct course of action? A forum is a place where, regardless of what YOU may think, people have opinions that differ from yours!!

FMH
Oct 15 2012 18:20
I feel like dictatorship has overtaken Neowin. Something what the majority doesn't approve of, can just be shunned.

Dushmany
Oct 23 2012 06:45
So that's why the jokes section seems a little stale...
But seriously, the forum clearly states...
Humour is a very...individual thing. What you may find hilarious may be deathly boring for others. Don't be offended, nor flame users should your particular brand of humour differ.

So by that statement, I see no reason for the banning at least your jokes were funnier than some of the stuff I've read there
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