timster Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 A Florida teen was caught yesterday using a stuffed horse to masturbate in a Walmart in Brooksville, Florida, about 50 miles north of Tampa. The Smoking Gun reports that 19-year-old Sean Johnson went to the store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quillz Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Guess they'll have to markdown the horse even more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted March 25, 2015 MVC Share Posted March 25, 2015 But no cream filled horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Berry Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 What the ####?!? +E.Worm Jimmy 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timster Posted March 25, 2015 Author Share Posted March 25, 2015 What the ####?!? he might be related to the methlab in walmart guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUTZIFER Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I guess anything can happen at a Yallmart in Amurika. garwin 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Anarkii Subscriber² Posted March 25, 2015 Subscriber² Share Posted March 25, 2015 I remember reading this about 12 months ago, isnt this a repost of a old story? Or did someone else do it as well? Dick Montage 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JHBrown Subscriber¹ Posted March 25, 2015 Subscriber¹ Share Posted March 25, 2015 This is really sick and sad. Why go in to a Walmart. What happened to doing this in the privacy of your house or room. The world gets more weird by the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intersect Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 will he end up on the sex offenders register for what he has done? if hes got an animal fetish then there are adult size costumes for that, and partakers are called fuzzies IIRC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcfan Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I guess he likes it horsey style Vvo 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beyond Godlike Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I mean, its a stuffed horse.. vcfan 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timster Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 I remember reading this about 12 months ago, isnt this a repost of a old story? Or did someone else do it as well? yea, it happened in October '14, I didn't see the date. Dick Montage and +Anarkii 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astropheed Veteran Posted March 26, 2015 Veteran Share Posted March 26, 2015 Now that's what I call a sticky situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siah1214 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Only in Florida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Red King Subscriber² Posted March 26, 2015 Subscriber² Share Posted March 26, 2015 Must be a My Little Pony fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-scratch Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 ok you become an adult at age 18. this guy is 19 so how is he a teenager??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocM Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Because nineTEEN is less than 20. The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerowen Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 he might be related to the methlab in walmart guy We had a guy in a local Wal-Mart set his pants on fire here last year. He was trying to shoplift the ingredients and the bottle of toilet bowl cleaner leaked onto the batteries and caused some sort of reaction that set melted his pants and left a burned spot in the floor of the pharmacy section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Zagadka Subscriber² Posted March 26, 2015 Subscriber² Share Posted March 26, 2015 To his credit, he made love to it, like a gentleman. The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Overlord Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 To his credit, he made love to it, like a gentleman.Well, no, he hit it and quit it, nothing gentleman about that, has no one stopped to ask how the pony felt? The rape, and now it'll be branded forever as an easy toy DConnell and timster 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arachno 1D Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 But no cream filled horse? Maybe he works in a Donuts factory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timster Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 Well, no, he hit it and quit it, nothing gentleman about that, has no one stopped to ask how the pony felt? The rape, and now it'll be branded forever as an easy toy The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techbeck Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 giddy up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCracker Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Nothing surprises me, im in florida for winter than heading back up to my home state. Florida is all kinds of messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neufuse Veteran Posted April 2, 2015 Veteran Share Posted April 2, 2015 gotta charge him with Rape also, because the horse kept saying Neigh DConnell 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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