joke I'll do anything

[jnelsoninjax]

Guy is sitting in a bar. A beautiful woman walks in. She's a knock-out and he can't take his eyes off her. She notices him and smiles. She sashays over and sits beside him.

She looks into his eyes and tells him, "For $200 I'll do anything you want."

He's astounded. "Anything?" he asks her.

"Yes, anything!" she replies.

He takes out his wallet and slaps $200 on the bar.

"Here's $200. Paint my house!"

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[Nelsinho]

haha

[TAZMINATOR]

 

But I wouldn't pay her upfront... I make sure she's finished painting then I pay her at the end of her task. 

 

 

If you pay her now, she will paint then leave unfinished with the cash you wasted...

 

 

[deni88]

no upfront payment would have done more