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Post #1 Mar 7 2005, 10:32


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Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A. [Spoiler]A liar![/Spoiler]

Q. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
A. [Spoiler]The Police[/Spoiler]

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. [Spoiler]Could I have a big mac please?[/Spoiler]

Q. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. [Spoiler]It might be your bike![/Spoiler]

Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A. [Spoiler]A Nova seats 4 [/Spoiler]

Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
A. [Spoiler]Will the defendant please stand [/Spoiler]

Q. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
A. [Spoiler]They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. [/Spoiler]

A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
[Spoiler]The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing." [/Spoiler]

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Post #2 Mar 7 2005, 10:37


ARRR!!!!!
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Post #3 Mar 7 2005, 10:41


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Haha, nice.
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Post #4 Mar 7 2005, 10:45


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Post #5 Mar 7 2005, 10:55


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nice lol, had a good laugh.
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Post #6 Mar 7 2005, 14:35


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rofl.. brillaint jokes tongue.gif
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Post #7 Mar 7 2005, 14:47


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zomfg so true so true yet funny
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Post #8 Mar 7 2005, 16:11


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LMAO, nice.
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Post #9 Mar 7 2005, 16:12


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That is very good smile.gif

I cant stand chavs cry.gif
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Post #10 Mar 7 2005, 16:13


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Brilliant!
Cept the last one.
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Post #11 Mar 7 2005, 16:16


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Post #12 Mar 7 2005, 16:27


Less QQ More Pew Pew!!
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Gonna have some fun telling these to the chavs in school tomorrow w00t.gif

Last joke isn't that good. Although would be funny to listen to the welsh girl talk devil.gif

Nice jokes thumbs_up.gif
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Post #13 Mar 7 2005, 16:44


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they are really good w00t.gif tongue.gif
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Post #14 Mar 7 2005, 16:46


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Hehe, nice biggrin.gif
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Post #15 Mar 7 2005, 16:50


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can someone enlighten me as to what a chav is again? must be a uk thing...

(edit) nevermind... i urban-ditionary'd it... biggrin.gif
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