kylejn Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender comes over and asks, "What'll it be?" "10 shots of tequila," the man replies. "Damn, man! What's the occasion?" asks the bartender. "First blow-job," the man says. "Oh, really?" replies the bartender. "Congratulations! Here, lemme give you one more shot, on the house." "Nah, don't bother," answers the man. "If 10 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabureiru Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 :devil: :x :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apex. Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 LOL! Great one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotwire Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 wat the heck :blink: :blink: that's ... gross :cry: :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted September 27, 2005 Global Moderator Share Posted September 27, 2005 your sick LOL didn't see that coming :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyBoy Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Hahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meamog Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Ha - told my roommate, he can't quit saying "awww... :x " That's how I know it's funny. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killmaster84 Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 ...I don't know if I sould ewwww or its old, but still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talk_shows_on_mute Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 haha wow thats brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pox Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 heard it before... still fuinny tho :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikkiRox Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 LOL! thats great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emo Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 hahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoLiDsmoke Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 hahahahahhaa, one of the few things ive read on neowin that actually made me laugh out loud :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvme Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolslacker Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I actually saw it coming, but still pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illicit Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Hahaha good one. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riahc3 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Finally some quality jokes around here!! Great one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ph3412t3h13 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 BAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spenser.d Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 heheh, heard that one, still funny, here's another rather explicit one A guy walk into a bar and sees a big barrel of cash, and asks the bartender, "how can i get all that money?" The bartender says, "Well, first you have to get rid of that biker gang over there, then you have to go out back and pull a tooth from the pit bull back there, then you have to have sex with the fat lady sitting over there." So the guy leaves, comes back more drunk than before, with a brick in his hand. He goes over to the gang leader and knocks him out with a brick. They all leave. Then he goes out back and the bartender hears all this growling and whining coming from out back. The drunk comes back in all torn up and bloody and doesnt see the fat lady there, so he asks the bartender, "So where's the fat lady I have to pull a tooth from?" -Spenser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfive6 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 :x :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoXY Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 LMFAO..:laugh: (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Got3n Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 GOld! Pure GOLD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Seetheworldsecond Subscriber¹ Posted September 28, 2005 Subscriber¹ Share Posted September 28, 2005 Lol poor Dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertobaggio2k Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 damn thats nasty lol but great joke haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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