Australian rugby commissioner sez, "I've never come across a more disgusting allegation than I've had to deal with now," referring to the actions that go Wests Tigers winger John Hopoate suspended for 12 weeks. A league tribunal found him guilty of poking his fingers up the anuses of three North Queensland players . . . IN ONE GAME! 

Claimed one victim, "It wasn't a wedgie. That's when your pants are pulled up your arse. I think I know the difference between a wedgie and someone sticking their finger up my

wtf would you do that for??