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icetohot

Oct 28 2004, 05:47

Ok. I hope it hasnt been posted already, I heard it somewhere so I thought I would share it with you.

Where do you find a no-legged dog? Right where you left him!

LMFAO!!!!!

Seth

Oct 28 2004, 05:48

Would anyone object to me strangling this man?

Flash

Oct 28 2004, 05:48

, heard it before

icetohot

Oct 28 2004, 05:51

Quote - (Seth Kinast @ Oct 28 2004, 05:48)

Would anyone object to me strangling this man?

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Its only a joke. I like dogs even if they have 3 legs

soppychunk

Oct 28 2004, 05:54

hmm....

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Seth

Oct 28 2004, 05:56

Quote - (icetohot @ Oct 28 2004, 00:51)

Its only a joke. I like dogs even if they have 3 legs

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hmm....
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This is why I desire to cut off your airflow, if only temporarily.

icetohot

Oct 28 2004, 06:01

Quote - (Seth Kinast @ Oct 28 2004, 05:56)

This is why I desire to cut off your airflow, if only temporarily.

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allfive6

Oct 28 2004, 06:06

lol

SuperSnake

Oct 28 2004, 06:12

death to this thread and to this horrendous joke

sjgore

Oct 28 2004, 07:13

That's awful! Click here for the funniest joke ever.

ember™

Oct 28 2004, 07:32

^ LOL joke that kills

UKDarkJedi

Oct 28 2004, 13:25

I want the translartion for that joke!

Colin-uk

Oct 28 2004, 13:44

Quote - (sjgore @ Oct 28 2004, 07:13)

That's awful! Click here for the funniest joke ever.

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that wasnt funny either

forster

Oct 28 2004, 13:45

Why was six afraid of seven? Coz seven eight nine ...

Stingray

Oct 28 2004, 14:03

Quote - (forster @ Oct 28 2004, 13:45)

Why was six afraid of seven? Coz seven eight nine ...

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Another winner.

TTIDean

Oct 28 2004, 14:04

Borning Old Joke...

mopper

Oct 28 2004, 17:33

meh

sundayx

Oct 29 2004, 18:05

Quote - (forster @ Oct 28 2004, 09:45)

Why was six afraid of seven? Coz seven eight nine ...

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hahaha nicee.

qdave

Oct 29 2004, 19:00

Quote - (sjgore @ Oct 28 2004, 02:13)

That's awful! Click here for the funniest joke ever.

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LOL! zis ist absolutely hillarious

jerzdawg

Oct 29 2004, 19:09

Quote - (sjgore @ Oct 28 2004, 02:13)

That's awful! Click here for the funniest joke ever.

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i read that whole thing and was unable to read "the funniest joke ever"... can someone post that great joke...

Nelsinho

Oct 29 2004, 19:19

LOL

sjiggag23

Oct 29 2004, 19:33

hey guys, why did the chicken cross the road?

M2Ys4U

Oct 29 2004, 22:07

to get away from this awful joke?

blademaster

Oct 29 2004, 22:29

I tryed to laugh at the joke, but failed miseribly

Porthos SG1

Oct 29 2004, 22:43

What did one wall say to the other wall?
"Meet you at the corner"

Hankyone

Oct 29 2004, 22:55

*snipped* - I think you already made a point there.

configure

Nov 6 2004, 08:51

I think that this thread has gone far enough.

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