Top 10 Reasons I Hate UVa:
10) Many UVa fans refuse to attend a game in Blacksburg. Must be
because there is no Valet Parking, or high heels hurt after a long
walk.
9) Students are not referred to as freshmen, sophomore, etc. They are
known as first years, second years, etc. .... and Thomas Jefferson is
the founder of the University. They do the same thing at Hogwarts
School of Witchcraft and Wizardy
8) You need to understand that they are not just any school. They
prefer to be known as a "Public-Ivy" or "Quasi-Ivy" .... and Thomas
Jefferson is the founder of the University. Just like Delta Burke and
Oprah are Quasi-thin.
7) It is very uncool to wear loud football related gear to the game
(especially game jerseys). A nice golf or polo shirt with some hint of
school colors is more than adequate to show your ambivalence for
student athletics .... and Thomas Jefferson is the founder of the
University. Thats because most of the people there are unaware there
is a game going on. Being at the stadium is a social "BE SEEN" event.
Can't say much about this one...I just call'em like I see'em.
6) Though it may sound like Auld Lang Syne (the New Years song), it is
not. It is the Wahoo fight song and it is referred to as the "Wahoo
song" .... and Thomas Jefferson is the founder of the University.
Sounds like Auld Lang Syne to me. Maybe if they used whole band for
the past 50 years we could tell the difference.
5) If they win, they'll be all too happy to point out the superiority
of their university. However, should they lose, they'll be glad to
point out the academic superiority of the University (they would have
beat you if you didn't allow @#%$ and derelicts to play on your team)
.... and Thomas Jefferson is the founder of the University.
4) They are not just football players, they are student athletes (even
thought the average SAT score of the Virginia football squad is 933 -
not enough to get in UVA for the average Joe Schmoe) .... and Thomas
Jefferson is the founder of the University. Sounds like Preferential
Treatment of Athletes to me. But it's really funny because that's 19
points lower than the average SAT score of Virginia Tech football
players.
3) The "grounds" were designed by architect Thomas Jefferson .... and
Thomas Jefferson is the founder of the University. Hence the reason
the "grounds" are so beautiful, Thomas Jefferson when to William and
Mary.
2) When they lose to Virginia Tech they actually say things like "Well
wait until basketball season". This was actually said to me when it
bacame apparent that UVa was going to lose to VT. Uva is the France of
college football. They conceed that they cannot compete on the
football field then say something stupid like that. By the
way...Nobody cares about college basketball.
1) UVa was founded by Thomas "Welp, the wife is sick and aint puttin'
out so I think I'll go rape a slave" Jefferson. Wonderful heritage!
