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spiegel

Dec 9 2004, 23:49

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."

King Raa

Dec 9 2004, 23:50

lol, nice, if a lil sick...

ripgut

Dec 9 2004, 23:51

haha keep em coming ( no pun)

King Raa

Dec 9 2004, 23:53

Brandon

Dec 9 2004, 23:56

ouch

giga

Dec 10 2004, 01:00

Kurt

Dec 10 2004, 01:10

OMG!!

evo0o

Dec 10 2004, 01:18

That's a redneck joke? Lol...

hadiz

Dec 10 2004, 01:19

haha!

Gary_Player

Dec 10 2004, 01:25

Could be a NZ joke as well

Keldyn

Dec 10 2004, 01:29

Dude...

spiegel

Dec 10 2004, 01:30

QUOTE(Keldyn @ Dec 9 2004, 20:29)

Dude...

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Hypoxiaicon

Dec 10 2004, 01:31

Haha

Andrew Lyle

Dec 10 2004, 02:06

lmfao

1337.h4x0r

Dec 10 2004, 02:11

lmao

Logie

Dec 10 2004, 02:17

QUOTE(Gary_Player @ Dec 10 2004, 01:25)

Could be a NZ joke as well

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Hey Watch It Man
Thats Halarious

Drexion

Dec 10 2004, 02:19

bwhahahaha

Double-D

Dec 10 2004, 02:23

im from georgia, and i dont get it

Fedorpheux

Dec 10 2004, 02:28

haha, i'm gonna be passing this one on to my friends

swatX

Dec 10 2004, 02:29

some one help me get this joke

spiegel

Dec 10 2004, 02:34

QUOTE(swatX @ Dec 9 2004, 21:29)

some one help me get this joke
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what kind of species bleats?

swatX

Dec 10 2004, 02:44

eh?

spiegel

Dec 10 2004, 02:45

QUOTE(swatX @ Dec 9 2004, 21:44)

eh?
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oy the girlfriend was a goat he was having sex with an animal the "mother" said "baaaa" because goats do that. get it

ceminess

Dec 10 2004, 02:45

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bleats

Keldyn

Dec 10 2004, 02:47

QUOTE(Logie @ Dec 10 2004, 11:47)

Hey Watch It Man
Thats Halarious
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How do you know when a new zealander has just had sex?

The wool hanging out from his zipper....

Doli

Dec 10 2004, 02:50

Here is a nasty one i heard at work.

How did the daughter know her mother was on her period ? She said her bother's dick tasted like blood.

Nocstar

Dec 10 2004, 02:51

Thats just gross....

i like it

Ivand

Dec 10 2004, 02:58

lol! grossness

acoustikrage

Dec 10 2004, 02:59

ew.

Fedorpheux

Dec 10 2004, 03:50

QUOTE(Keldyn @ Dec 9 2004, 18:47)

How do you know when a new zealander has just had sex?
The wool hanging out from his zipper....

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heh, nice

Lanki

Dec 10 2004, 11:43

Ewww...

insanekiwi

Dec 10 2004, 11:48

spiegel you have a sick pervert mind for sure.

elliot

Dec 10 2004, 11:49

QUOTE(spiegel @ Dec 10 2004, 02:30)

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What is so funny about "dude..."?

altezza

Dec 10 2004, 23:44

Oh my

qdave

Dec 11 2004, 07:09

LOL! took me few seconds....its hillarious

intoksicated

Dec 11 2004, 07:11

bush

Dec 11 2004, 07:17

i love rednecks

travis.cd

Dec 11 2004, 07:22

poor animal

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