Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The New Orleans Saints.


Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."


Q: How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.


Q: Where do you go in New Orleans in case of a tornado?

A: The Superdome - they never get a touchdown there!


Q: What do you call a New Orleans Saint with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.


Q: Why doesn't Baton Rouge have a professional football team?

A: Because then New Orleans would want one.


Q: Why was Jim Haslett upset when the New Orleans Saints play book was stolen?

A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.


Q: What's the difference between the New Orleans Saints and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.


Q: How do the New Orleans Saints count to 10?

A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10!


Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Bahahaha, good old New Orleans 'Aints!

I live in the New Orleans area...

But so true.

I was born in New Orleans.

My parents used to be Saints fans, but they have given up on them.

I used to go to the games and root for whoever was playing them lol.

at least they aren't the lions!

at least they are not the 9ers

haha. the niners.

I'll laugh along with you

almost missed this one.. those are awesome.

im a saints fan

I feel sorry for you

hey come on lions arent all too bad