Neowin Forums > Breast size determines personality

h00nta

Feb 23 2005, 14:33

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1294905.html

Comparing breasts to fruit?

Rob2687

Feb 23 2005, 14:36

I think he just wanted a chance to stare at some boobies for a while....

insanekiwi

Feb 23 2005, 14:36

haha "german bild". that's the worst cheesy tabloid on the market. yellow press always needs headlines like this.

Coldfaith

Feb 23 2005, 14:37

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An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.

oh, what rubbish.

EduardValencia

Feb 23 2005, 14:39

cmon what's this!!!!?

lav-chan

Feb 23 2005, 14:42

That's nothing new. You can determine men's personalities by breast size too. If they have large ones, they're probably fat, lazy slobs. <_<

Fred Derf

Feb 23 2005, 14:43

QUOTE(Rob2687 @ Feb 23 2005, 09:36)

I think he just wanted a chance to stare at some boobies for a while....
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He was also comparing firmness to softness. It sounds like an excellent excuse to do "research".

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kyro

Feb 23 2005, 14:43

i want to be that researchers assistant. give helping hands when he is researching on his subjects.

Googintosh

Feb 23 2005, 14:46

QUOTE(lav @ Feb 23 2005, 09:42)

That's nothing new. You can determine men's personalities by breast size too. If they have large ones, they're probably fat, lazy slobs. <_<
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Hahaha! I almost spit out my coffee.

M2Ys4U

Feb 24 2005, 16:26

QUOTE(lav @ Feb 23 2005, 14:42)

That's nothing new. You can determine men's personalities by breast size too. If they have large ones, they're probably fat, lazy slobs. <_<
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QUOTE(fred666 @ Feb 23 2005, 14:43)

He was also comparing firmness to softness. It sounds like an excellent excuse to do "research".

[Moved to NFN]
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A. Kaladis / nw_raptor

Feb 24 2005, 16:36

Sure... I can do that too...

pacifica

Feb 24 2005, 16:47

Bra Sizes:
Have you ever wondered how the letters A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G and H
are used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't
figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became
informed!

[A] Almost Boobs.
[B] Barely there.
[C] Can't Complain!
[D] Dang!
[DD] Double Dang!!
[E] Enormous!!!
[F] Fake.
[G] Get a Reduction.
[H] Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up.

lav-chan

Feb 24 2005, 17:05

Actually, i'm pretty sure they just went down the alphabet... you know... alphabetically!

ripgut

Feb 24 2005, 17:06

QUOTE(pacifica @ Feb 24 2005, 09:47)

Bra Sizes:
Have you ever wondered how the letters A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G and H
are used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't
figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became
informed!

[A] Almost Boobs.
[B] Barely there.
[C] Can't Complain!
[D] Dang!
[DD] Double Dang!!
[E] Enormous!!!
[F] Fake.
[G] Get a Reduction.
[H] Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up.
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Nail+Head

kingbob

Feb 24 2005, 17:08

QUOTE(pacifica @ Feb 24 2005, 11:47)

Bra Sizes:
Have you ever wondered how the letters A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G and H
are used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't
figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became
informed!

[A] Almost Boobs.
[B] Barely there.
[C] Can't Complain!
[D] Dang!
[DD] Double Dang!!
[E] Enormous!!!
[F] Fake.
[G] Get a Reduction.
[H] Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up.
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Nice!

venezian

Feb 24 2005, 18:16

QUOTE(kustom @ Feb 23 2005, 06:37)

oh, what rubbish.
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he's Italian

smashguy

Feb 24 2005, 18:22

QUOTE(pacifica @ Feb 24 2005, 21:47)

Bra Sizes:
Have you ever wondered how the letters A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G and H
are used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't
figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became
informed!

[A] Almost Boobs.
[B] Barely there.
[C] Can't Complain!
[D] Dang!
[DD] Double Dang!!
[E] Enormous!!!
[F] Fake.
[G] Get a Reduction.
[H] Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up.
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that's nice!!!

Toology

Feb 24 2005, 23:29

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According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."

I see no validity in birth signs, I find none in this as well.

NeoXY

Feb 24 2005, 23:34

QUOTE(fred666 @ Feb 23 2005, 14:43)

He was also comparing firmness to softness. It sounds like an excellent excuse to do "research".
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I would have to agree....

...I wonder if he needs a assistent....

Daviesbad04

Feb 25 2005, 19:12

QUOTE(kingbob @ Feb 24 2005, 12:08)

Nice!
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Anyway, when I think about it alot of my friends fit those characteristics. All my smaller boobed friends are hilarious and have great personalities. My "Melon boobed" friends arent the ones who want to get married or have kids any time soon. And people like my girlfriend who are in the "Pineapple" group, are the perfect type. So that guys idea isnt so far off.