An indian chief and a young brave are riding across the prairie one day. They stop for a moment, and the chief hops down from his horse. He goes to his hands and knees, ear to the ground.
Chief: "Buffalo come."
Brave: "Wow, how can you tell?"
Chief: "Ugh - Ear sticky."
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Natives 
Hahaha. 
Thought it was the South Asian Indian. =/
QUOTE(Rob2687 @ Feb 25 2005, 21:44)
Natives
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that was somewhat disturbing, yet pretty funny
i was expecting a south asian joke 
u fooled us, fake forumerising (
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u fooled us, fake forumerising ()
i thought it a was a joke abt indians from INDIA , anyways good one
heh 
RED - AMERICAN - INDIANS for god sakes.
If I could change the title of the thread, then I'd change it to "American indian joke".
When I think of indians, I think of the ones living on the mainland before the pilgrims came there, not some people from south asia
(I'm in Hawaii, so we refer to the "mainland" as the US, or North America)
When I think of indians, I think of the ones living on the mainland before the pilgrims came there, not some people from south asia
(I'm in Hawaii, so we refer to the "mainland" as the US, or North America)
lol/
lol
Heh, that's funny.
ditto
I'm indian. Indian = someone from india.
Natives is what you should say.
Natives is what you should say.
bah, stupid joke and Indian is not correct, Say Native, Native American or American Indian.
Go to google and type Indian and click im feeling lucky. And look at the images on google...that should solve it 
lol
I liked it alot 
Offencive, not funny.
Muahaha!
QUOTE(Video_9 @ Mar 1 2005, 00:26)
Go to google and type Indian and click im feeling lucky. And look at the images on google...that should solve it
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You base your life around google?
Plus indians (proper indians.. india) go by many different names. There are many different types of indians, so saying indian is very generic to people from India. Plus most of us call ourselves "desi" which is hindi for someone from india.
lol
Not too bad, keep it up
Took me a while to get it... damn I must be slow today. 
Nice
QUOTE(keratosis @ Mar 1 2005, 06:14)
Offencive, not funny.
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Offencive?
that's a jackie martling joke....kinda re-worded
lol
good one
Reminds me of a joke my dad played on a guy at where he works..
He occasionaly calls my dad and whispers "**** off" into the phone and hangs up.
Guess he was looking for a pretty expensive guitar. My dad claimed he found it cheap.
Dad: "I have a friend that has the guitar for 300$"
Guy: "Oh really *gets all excited*
Dad: Yeah,, I'll give you his name. It's foreign so it's weird"
Guy:" "Ok,"
Dad" First name is spelledP-H-U-Q-U-E, Last name is spelled K-A-U-F-F"
Guy: "Ok, so it's Phuque Kauff - Aww - **** off!
He occasionaly calls my dad and whispers "**** off" into the phone and hangs up.
Guess he was looking for a pretty expensive guitar. My dad claimed he found it cheap.
Dad: "I have a friend that has the guitar for 300$"
Guy: "Oh really *gets all excited*
Dad: Yeah,, I'll give you his name. It's foreign so it's weird"
Guy:" "Ok,"
Dad" First name is spelledP-H-U-Q-U-E, Last name is spelled K-A-U-F-F"
Guy: "Ok, so it's Phuque Kauff - Aww - **** off!
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