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Phil Schiller : ‘The Mac is kicking ass’


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#1 alexalex

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 17:34




Yeah, yeah!
A lot of energy in the room
This is the developer conference
That’s more like it!

I am really honored to be the first to present to you
The first of our new products today
And this product is all about the Mac
And the Mac is kicking ass

A-a, aa, aa, a-a, aa, ass
The Mac is kicking ass
Well next up in OS X is Lion, Lion kicking ass

Mac OS X is the heart of the Mac
And over the last ten years it’s evolved, evooooooolved
To become more refined, more powerful, more beautiful than ever before
With over 250 new features, Mac OS X is looking incredibly strong

And the Mac is kicking ass
And the Mac is kicking ass
The Mac is kicking, kicking, kicking, kicking, kick, kick, kick kicking ass

A-a, aa, aa, a-a, aa, ass
The Mac is kicking ass
So where do we take it next? Lion, Lion
The Mac is kicking ass
A-a, aa, aa, a-a, aa, ass
The Mac is kicking ass
Well next up in OS X is Lion Lion kicking ass

We love it so much
Yeah!
We love it so muuuuuuch!
Yeah!
Love it, love it LOVE IT!
YEAH!

The Mac is kicking ass


#2 Unix2

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 17:41

What you trying to prove here? In every speech he gave, always says the same thing: the mac is kicking ass. :laugh:

#3 .Neo

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 17:48

That someone actually took the time to make this... Wow. Just wow. :blink:

#4 Del-Funky Smelly Be.

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 17:55

Mac kick its user ass. Yes indeed song is true. :cool:

#5 vincent

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 17:58

This, is just, pathetic on so many levels.

#6 what

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 18:00

This, is just, pathetic on so many levels.

Careful! Someone might mistake you for a miserable, boring person.

#7 KingCrimson

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 18:11

But when will Mac sales double?

#8 Del-Funky Smelly Be.

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 18:16

But when will Mac sales double?

Never. Windows sales will double.

#9 KingCrimson

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 18:22

Windows has already reached saturation in the market. The real question is what will XP users do when they finally buy a new PC? Will they buy Windows 8 or go Mac?

#10 Roger H.

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 18:24

Wait, who's ass? Linux? I wouldn't expect much more "growth" from Windows, but I guess as long as they keep shipping millions of copies of each version of Windows they'll be ok :)

#11 KingCrimson

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 18:25

The key with Windows isn't growth but maintaining their empire. But the Apple Stores are really the crown jewel of Apple's empire. You just go into one and you feel so cool and hip.

#12 Dashel

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 18:25

Reasons Mac zealots are such annoying twits.

#13 BletchleyPark

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 18:27

I'm actually bored win OS X, I don't find it innovative anymore. Lion doesn't do anything for me I'm more interested in what Windows 7 has and 8 will be bringing.

#14 KingCrimson

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 18:34

I'm actually bored win OS X, I don't find it innovative anymore. Lion doesn't do anything for me I'm more interested in what Windows 7 has and 8 will be bringing.


OS X is slick, cool & hip. It just works and has all the cool apps like "Garage Band" and "Mission Control".

#15 +Quillz

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 19:30

If it just works, why did it need multiple DP releases and future point releases? If it just works, why have they kept making tweaks to Launchpad and Mission Control?