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[font="Georgia"][size="3"][b]PETA to launch .xxx smut site 'to help animals'[/b][/size]
[b]Naked celebrity campaign moves to next level[/b]

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals reportedly plans to launch a porn site.

The website, at peta.xxx, will be "a pornography site that draws attention to the plight of animals", according to Reuters, which cited a spokesperson.

With thousands of well-known companies reluctantly queueing up to pay up to block their trademarks in the forthcoming .xxx top-level domain, PETA appears to be a unique case of a non-porn brand that plans to embrace "adult entertainment" to further its cause.

The publicity-hungry organisation is of course no stranger to pandering to the prurient interest

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[quote]"a pornography site that draws attention to the plight of animals"[/quote]


Uhhh.... OK?

How the hell does this even work? half way through a scene it pauses, Jenna jameson walks out and says, "Hi, I'm adult film star Jenna Jameson, I'm sorry to interupt your fapping but I have an urgent message I'd like to share with you about battery farmed chickens and deforestation in Indonesia which is threatening the orangutan population."

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PETA stopped being animal rights activist a long time ago. Now they are nothing more than self-publicising trouble makers.

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You know, I was thinking the other day, the internet doesn't have near enough porn, I welcome this.

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Yup, they've officially jumped the shark :rolleyes:

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More like a stab at grabbing more revenue.

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[quote name='compl3x' timestamp='1313652498' post='594242668']
How the hell does this even work?
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Perhaps because sex is a natural behaviour of every animals, not just humans. Perhaps they are just promoting their movement through a natural method. Sex has became more for entrainment rather than procreation.

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In before copious amounts of dog porn..

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[quote]The website, at peta.xxx, will be "a pornography site that draws attention to the plight of animals"[/quote]

lolwut :rofl:

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Oh ... that explains those videos with women and horses with long c ....

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I can't imagine why no one takes these nuts seriously. :rolleyes:

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[quote name='njlouch' timestamp='1313652663' post='594242674']
PETA stopped being animal rights activist a long time ago. Now they are nothing more than self-publicising trouble makers.
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No, they're still animal rights activists, and they do an excellent job.


[quote name='ozgeek' timestamp='1313654545' post='594242710']
Perhaps because sex is a natural behaviour of every animals, not just humans. Perhaps they are just promoting their movement through a natural method. Sex has became more for entrainment rather than procreation.
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It's unlikely it will show animals having sex. It's most likely it will be human porn, but the themes of each scene will revolve around animal rights. Hopefully it'll educate some viewers :)

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[quote name='ozgeek' timestamp='1313654545' post='594242710']
Perhaps because sex is a natural behaviour of every animals, not just humans. Perhaps they are just promoting their movement through a natural method. Sex has became more for entrainment rather than procreation.
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I meant mixing porn and animals rights doesn't seem like it would work. I don't know what tangenet you've went off on.

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