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Indestructible SD cards - help me destroy them

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put one on a rail line.

lol it truly is indestructible and you derail a train.

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Note: I almost forgot, they are Samsung microSD cards rated as "waterproof, shockproof and magnet-proof"

*raises eyebrow*

Wouldn't this apply to all MicroSD cards? No moving parts should ensure they are shock proof. The lack of a magnetic storage medium should ensure they are all magnet-proof. As long as they aren't wet while on I would assume they are all waterproof as well...

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*raises eyebrow*

Wouldn't this apply to all MicroSD cards? No moving parts should ensure they are shock proof. The lack of a magnetic storage medium should ensure they are all magnet-proof. As long as they aren't wet while on I would assume they are all waterproof as well...

Yeah you're right. Which is why it'll test it against a normal SD card.

Also, the shockproof image shows someone stepping on it, and the casing appears to be metal from looking at it through the packaging

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put it in an WP7 phone. it will completely destroy sd card ;)

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Copy some pron on to it, freeze it in to an icecube and then add it to a glass of whiskey/port/tipple of choice

Then you can say you are enjoying a glass of classy pron whilst testing the card, but don't swallow it :D

you could also test it in ways that might actually happen irl, drive over it, step on it, leave it overnight outside in the rain.

Throw it from a second/third floor window

Shoot it with a bow/gun/catapult (shoot it from a catapult)

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Hole punch?

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Drop into a bowl of saltwater (pref. ocean water), and then a bowl of rubbing alcohol. Two things that destroy electronics.

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Hole punch?

That's actually a pretty good and easily doable one.

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Make them spend a night with Hum :whistle:

Put it in your pocket with some loose change and go for a run >.>

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  1. chew on it.
  2. if that doesn't work, swallow it.
  3. if still in working condition, flush it down the toilet.

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Put headphones around it and put on Justin Bieber :rofl:

You could throw it up and hit it with a baseball bat at a wall or something :)

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Make them spend a night with Hum :whistle:

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Hahha, Hum would depress it to death, with the Real World News. rofl.gif

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Smash it with a hammer..duh.

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Hole punch?

that's too simple.

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Of course, do the standard test of running it through the washing machine in a real world situation. Put it in a pocket in a pair of pants and wash them with other clothes, do the whole thing, wash, and dry. Don't use the anti-static dryer sheets, let that build up too.

Put it into a system like OSX which hates to have drives unmounted w/o ejecting first. I think I nuked a SD drive from my camera a couple of weeks ago, but thinking it was ejected, forgetting it wasn't and removing it. It failed to read permanently.

'Cook" it under the hood of your car by taking it on a road trip taped to a hot area.

Give it to a little kid to play with for a while (HIGHLY SUPERVISED), let them draw all over it, paint it, drool over it etc...

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Nuke from orbit ftw.

or yeah..im willing to bet the introduction of the 'hammer' element to said "indestructible" Card would do the trick. Failing that,line a baking tray with foil...set grill to max....remove when card is liquid.

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Freeze it overnight in an ice cube? Then let it melt and try it?

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:shifty:

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Liquid Nitrogen... :p (Oh how I love that stuff!)

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Indestructible huh.

Drill press

One of these guys

Pair of tin snips

blow torch

O it will die...

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They're metallic-cased as far as I can tell so unfortunately microwaving them would be dangerous

Not if they are properly insulated. Stick them in the middle of a meatball.

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