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#31 Sir Topham Hatt

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 10:21

Hole punch?


#32 cybertimber2008

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 10:53

Drop into a bowl of saltwater (pref. ocean water), and then a bowl of rubbing alcohol. Two things that destroy electronics.

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 11:12

Hole punch?


That's actually a pretty good and easily doable one.

#34 articuno1au

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 11:26

Make them spend a night with Hum :whistle:

Put it in your pocket with some loose change and go for a run >.>

#35 pixelpixel

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 11:32

Microwave it :)

#36 FMH

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 11:34

  • chew on it.
  • if that doesn't work, swallow it.
  • if still in working condition, flush it down the toilet.


#37 The Dingus Diddler

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 11:39

Put headphones around it and put on Justin Bieber :rofl:

You could throw it up and hit it with a baseball bat at a wall or something :)

#38 FMH

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 11:39

Make them spend a night with Hum :whistle:
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Hahha, Hum would depress it to death, with the Real World News. Posted Image

#39 sygeek

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 14:05

Smash it with a hammer..duh.

#40 MillionVoltss

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 14:09

Agree, Swallow it

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 14:12

Hole punch?


that's too simple.

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 14:13

Of course, do the standard test of running it through the washing machine in a real world situation. Put it in a pocket in a pair of pants and wash them with other clothes, do the whole thing, wash, and dry. Don't use the anti-static dryer sheets, let that build up too.

Put it into a system like OSX which hates to have drives unmounted w/o ejecting first. I think I nuked a SD drive from my camera a couple of weeks ago, but thinking it was ejected, forgetting it wasn't and removing it. It failed to read permanently.

'Cook" it under the hood of your car by taking it on a road trip taped to a hot area.

Give it to a little kid to play with for a while (HIGHLY SUPERVISED), let them draw all over it, paint it, drool over it etc...

#43 Osiris

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 14:13

Nuke from orbit ftw.

or yeah..im willing to bet the introduction of the 'hammer' element to said "indestructible" Card would do the trick. Failing that,line a baking tray with foil...set grill to max....remove when card is liquid.

#44 Shock Doc

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 14:15

Dissolve it in acid!

#45 Biohead

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 14:17

Freeze it overnight in an ice cube? Then let it melt and try it?