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[Joke] Superman in the bar

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There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said[i] I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in! [/i]
The second man says [i]Ok, sure[/i]. and the barman holds the bet.
The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: [i]I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again.[/i] So the barman holds the bet again. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in.
Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says [i]Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in[/i]..The first man says[i] Ok, sure.[/i].
The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man [i]Gee, you can be such a ****** when you're ****ed, Superman.[/i]

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It's a pretty odd first post, to say the least! As far as the joke goes: So so!

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[quote name='Farstrider' timestamp='1316184185' post='594315882']
It's a pretty odd first post, to say the least! As far as the joke goes: So so!
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What do you expect from a first post in order not to be odd? :D

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Old joke but a good one. Too bad you revealed the punchline in the thread title though, lol!

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Oldie but goodie! :)

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made no sense

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Didn't someone just post that a few weeks back as well....

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welcome to neowin, and thanks for the ancient joke :p

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[quote name='thechronic' timestamp='1316189798' post='594316092']
welcome to neowin, and thanks for the ancient joke :p
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Guys! Don't be so mean. I hope you understand that from 300.000+ members of this forum it's nearly impossible somebody didn't hear about any joke posted here.
I'm absolutely sure that every joke here will seem old for some members, not funny for others and so on.
Thanks!

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New to me, thanks for the laugh :)

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[quote]Guys! Don't be so mean. I hope you understand that from 300.000+ members of this forum it's nearly impossible somebody didn't hear about any joke posted here.
I'm absolutely sure that every joke here will seem old for some members, not funny for others and so on.
Thanks![/quote]

I still laughed ;)

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Welcome

I still had a good chuckle. ;)

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Yea heard it before, but the thread title needs to be changed to "Two guys in a bar" :p

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why would the barman know it was Superman but the other guy didn't?
First post, first sucky joke

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[quote name='speedstr3789' timestamp='1316260774' post='594318052']
why would the barman know it was Superman but the other guy didn't?
First post, first sucky joke
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Because Superman is a regular and the other guy is not

You got a better joke ?

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[quote name='jamesclarke555' timestamp='1316185053' post='594315934']
Old joke but a good one. Too bad you revealed the punchline in the thread title though, lol!
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Exactly. Ruined the joke completely.

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[quote name='manutd2011' timestamp='1316195041' post='594316280']
. . .I hope you understand that from 300.000+ members of this forum. . .
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300+ members, maybe.
But about 500 actual posters :p

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