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#1 manutd2011

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 14:39

There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!
The second man says Ok, sure. and the barman holds the bet.
The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again. So the barman holds the bet again. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in.
Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in..The first man says Ok, sure..
The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man Gee, you can be such a ****** when you're ****ed, Superman.


#2 Farstrider

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 14:43

It's a pretty odd first post, to say the least! As far as the joke goes: So so!

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 14:47

It's a pretty odd first post, to say the least! As far as the joke goes: So so!


What do you expect from a first post in order not to be odd? :D

#4 jamesclarke555

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 14:57

Old joke but a good one. Too bad you revealed the punchline in the thread title though, lol!

#5 .Markus

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 15:11

Oldie but goodie! :)

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 15:56

made no sense

#7 HawkMan

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 16:13

Didn't someone just post that a few weeks back as well....

#8 thechronic

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 16:16

welcome to neowin, and thanks for the ancient joke :p

#9 OP manutd2011

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 17:44

welcome to neowin, and thanks for the ancient joke :p


Guys! Don't be so mean. I hope you understand that from 300.000+ members of this forum it's nearly impossible somebody didn't hear about any joke posted here.
I'm absolutely sure that every joke here will seem old for some members, not funny for others and so on.
Thanks!

#10 Roger H.

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 18:16

New to me, thanks for the laugh :)

#11 thechronic

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Posted 17 September 2011 - 09:42

Guys! Don't be so mean. I hope you understand that from 300.000+ members of this forum it's nearly impossible somebody didn't hear about any joke posted here.
I'm absolutely sure that every joke here will seem old for some members, not funny for others and so on.
Thanks!


I still laughed ;)

#12 DJD

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Posted 17 September 2011 - 11:25

Welcome

I still had a good chuckle. ;)

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Posted 17 September 2011 - 11:49

Yea heard it before, but the thread title needs to be changed to "Two guys in a bar" :p

#14 speedstr3789

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Posted 17 September 2011 - 11:59

why would the barman know it was Superman but the other guy didn't?
First post, first sucky joke

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Posted 17 September 2011 - 12:05

why would the barman know it was Superman but the other guy didn't?
First post, first sucky joke



Because Superman is a regular and the other guy is not

You got a better joke ?