manutd2011 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in! The second man says Ok, sure. and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again. So the barman holds the bet again. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in..The first man says Ok, sure.. The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man Gee, you can be such a ****** when you're ****ed, Superman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farstrider Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 It's a pretty odd first post, to say the least! As far as the joke goes: So so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manutd2011 Posted September 16, 2011 Author Share Posted September 16, 2011 It's a pretty odd first post, to say the least! As far as the joke goes: So so! What do you expect from a first post in order not to be odd? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesclarke555 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Old joke but a good one. Too bad you revealed the punchline in the thread title though, lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Markus Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Oldie but goodie! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 made no sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkMan Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Didn't someone just post that a few weeks back as well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thechronic Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 welcome to neowin, and thanks for the ancient joke :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manutd2011 Posted September 16, 2011 Author Share Posted September 16, 2011 welcome to neowin, and thanks for the ancient joke :p Guys! Don't be so mean. I hope you understand that from 300.000+ members of this forum it's nearly impossible somebody didn't hear about any joke posted here. I'm absolutely sure that every joke here will seem old for some members, not funny for others and so on. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger H. Veteran Posted September 16, 2011 Veteran Share Posted September 16, 2011 New to me, thanks for the laugh :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thechronic Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Guys! Don't be so mean. I hope you understand that from 300.000+ members of this forum it's nearly impossible somebody didn't hear about any joke posted here. I'm absolutely sure that every joke here will seem old for some members, not funny for others and so on. Thanks! I still laughed ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJD Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Welcome I still had a good chuckle. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detection Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Yea heard it before, but the thread title needs to be changed to "Two guys in a bar" :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedstr3789 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 why would the barman know it was Superman but the other guy didn't? First post, first sucky joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detection Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 why would the barman know it was Superman but the other guy didn't? First post, first sucky joke Because Superman is a regular and the other guy is not You got a better joke ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
htcz Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Old joke but a good one. Too bad you revealed the punchline in the thread title though, lol! Exactly. Ruined the joke completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Topham Hatt Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 . . .I hope you understand that from 300.000+ members of this forum. . . 300+ members, maybe. But about 500 actual posters :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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