Dr Phil's Test

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Dr. Phil's Test

Here ya go ... try this. Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55 --
he did this test on Oprah -- she got a 38). Some folks pay a lot of money
to find this stuff out. Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a
real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major
corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their
employees and prospective employees. Read on, this is very interesting!
Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it only
takes 2 minutes. It's only 10 simple questions, so...... grab a pencil
and paper, keeping track of your letter answers. Don't peek but begin the
test as you scroll down and answer. Answers are for who you are now......
not who you were in the past.
Take this test for yourself and send it to your friends. The person who
sent it placed their score in the subject box. Please do the same before
forwarding to your friends. Make sure to change the subject of the e-mail
to read YOUR total. When you are finished, forward this to everyone you
know.
put YOUR score in the subject box.Ready?? Begin...


1. When do you feel your best?

a) in the morning
b) during the afternoon & and early evening
c) late at night

2. You usually walk...
a) fairly fast, with long steps
b) fairly fast, with little steps
c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
d) less fast, head down
e) very slowly

3. When talking to people you...
a) stand with your arms folded
b) have your hands clasped
c) have one or both your hands on your hips
d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with....
a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b) your legs crossed
c) your legs stretched out or straight
d) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with...
a) big appreciated laugh
b) a laugh, but not a loud one
c) a quiet chuckle
d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're
interrupted......
a) welcome the break
b) feel extremely irritated
c) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
a) Red or orange
b) black
c) yellow or light blue
d) green
e) dark blue or purple
f) white
g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments
before going to sleep....
a) stretched out on your back
b) stretched out face down on your stomach
c) on your side, slightly curled
d) with your head on one arm
e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are...
a) falling
b) fighting or struggling
c) searching for something or somebody
d) flying or floating
e) you usually have dreamless sleep
f) your dreams are always pleasant



POINTS:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 ? 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 ? 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 ? 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 ? 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 ? 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 ? 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 ? 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 ? 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 ? 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 ? 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with
care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely
dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but
don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with
you.

51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather
impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions,
though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome,
someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an
adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement
you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing,
practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center
of attention, but sufficiently well balanced not to let it go to their
head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone
who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not
a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's
extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty
in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to
shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long
time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see
you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It
would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on
the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully
from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this
reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive,
someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the
decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They
see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist.. Some
people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you
aren't.

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I got 40 points :)

Very accurate as well ! (Y)

*Starts farming this out to his email list*

BTW Altezza, what did you get?

I got 41 points! Excellent! :D (Y)

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44 bah

That guy is a tool, I remembered one post awhile back that summed him up and his fans for me:

https://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?act=...ndpost&p=642444

Guy: "Doctor Phil, when I stick this knife in my butthole, it hurts!"

Dr. Phil: "Well, I think the problem is that you're sticking a knife in your butthole. If you stop doing that, it will stop hurting."

Guy: "Doctor Phil you are a God! You've changed my life and perspective on reality!"

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31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &

practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not

a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's

extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty

in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to

shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long

time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

*sigh*

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