weird Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey

[Hum]

A MAN caught having sex with a donkey stunned a court on Monday by claiming that the animal was in fact a hooker he pulled from a nightclub. :s

Sunday Moyo, 28, from Mandava township in Zvishavane, was charged with bestiality on Monday.

Zvishavane magistrate Mildred Matuvi heard how Moyo was found by police officers on routine patrol performing a sex act on the animal inside his yard just after 4AM last Sunday.

The donkey, which had been tied by the neck to a tree, was lying on the ground.

Although he was not formally asked to enter a plea, Moyo admitted committing the crime but told the magistrate an enthralling tale which had the court in stitches.

“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” he began.

“I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

The magistrate remanded Moyo in custody to October 27 and also ordered that he be examined by two government psychiatrists.

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Edited October 26, 2011 by SHoTTa35
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[still1]

that's funny...... some are so dumb they cant even make a story

[Roger H. Veteran]

No I didn't want to have sex with a Donkey, are you crazy!? I pulled this hooker out of the club and solicited her for sex. After we started doing it she turned into a Donkey so I thought, hey I already paid might as well get my moneys worth!

:rofl:

[freak180]

Was he drunk and high at the time??

[Motoko.]

Clerks II

[firey]

Clerks II

Lol! Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud!

[Hum]

Why is this 'weird' ?

You never had your date turn into an animal .... ? :p

[mps69]

I thought they only turned to donkeys when they got married

[nowimnothing]

I guess his beer goggles were really strong, but didn't last too long.

[Teebor]

Why is this 'weird' ?

You never had your date turn into an animal .... ? :p

Only after she's had a few drinks and in the bedroom :D LOL

[Jason S. Global Moderator]

donkey, prostitute - what's the difference?

[c3ntury]

Why is this 'weird' ?

You never had your date turn into an animal .... ?

If your drinking surely the opposite occurs. ;p

[sc302 Veteran]

Well he wanted to have ass sex.

[Joey S]

No I didn't want to have sex with a Donkey, are you crazy!? I pulled this hooker out of the club and solicited her for sex. After we started doing it she turned into a Donkey so I thought, hey I already paid might as well get my moneys worth!

:rofl:

lol the recession must have hit him hard.

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

Well he wanted to have ass sex.

Badum-tish.

The culprit's excuse is weak. Who's going to believe in sudden acts of magic? He ought to have confessed his love for asses instead.

[+Warwagon MVC]

I believe it!

[Guest seanseany]

I pulled some dogs in my time ....never a donkey haha :cry:

[Dan~]

Some donkeys do look far better than most girls in a nightclub tho...

[MidnightDevil]

Happened a million times to me! :rolleyes: