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18 Totally New Yo Momma Jokes: January 2012

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#16 +fusi0n

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 17:44

I love yo momma jokes. however, these where very stupid.


#17 shakey

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 17:46

Best yo momma joke was done on America Dad -



#18 OP americab

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 17:48

I love yo momma jokes. however, these where very stupid.


It's were stupid, stupid.

#19 shakey

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 17:50

It's were stupid, stupid.


Well that's not very nice lol

Ooo, but it made me think of a anti yo momma joke...

Yo momma so dumb, she didn't teach you any manners. Not aimed at you, just a typical anti joke that was thought up because of your comment lol.

#20 Hum

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 17:50

Your momma is so fat, Earth now has two moons.

#21 shakey

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 17:54

yo momma so fat, she should diet.
Yo momma so dumb, the teachers failed her.
Yo momma so ugly, doctors recommened plastic surgery.

I find anti jokes more fun during these... as they are already pretty stupid to begin with :p

#22 +Nik L

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 17:54

The Google Earth one you most certainly did NOT write. Heard it years ago.

#23 OP americab

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 17:54

Well that's not very nice lol

Ooo, but it made me think of a anti yo momma joke...

Yo momma so dumb, she didn't teach you any manners. Not aimed at you, just a typical anti joke that was thought up because of your comment lol.


His mother is like a fire truck. She's usually got five guys on her.

#24 shakey

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 17:56

Yo momma looks like a dog, because of that little tale growing out of her spine.

#25 Chester0

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 18:04

3. Your mother is so fat even blind people can see her xD
win
Jokes are ok, the formatting i hate, too dark for this theme

#26 +warwagon

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 19:03

Now, time for the Warwagon Yo Mamma Joke

Yo Mamma so fat every thanksgiving she gets accused of shop lifting turkeys.

#27 abecedarian paradoxious

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 19:40

Yo momma is so fat, last Thanksgiving, not just the President of the USA but the leaders of every country in the world pardoned her... twice.

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 19:57

Your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter.

Your mom has 3 teeth. 1 in her mouth and 2 in her back pocket.

Your moms house is so small the cockroaches have hunchbacks.

Your mom is so stupid she only drives at rush hour because she thinks you get there faster.

Your mom has one leg and teaches a corporate seminar entitled "putting your best foot forward."

#29 still1

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 20:02

What does the phrase "pulling a warwagon" mean? What's funny is that you decided to make your response harsh after I told you I wrote them. lol.

Here is what pulling a warwagon means... go to Jokes and funny section in the forum and look at forums started by warwagon like these

http://www.neowin.ne...-did-tennessee/

http://www.neowin.ne...tion-confusion/

for additional fun read through the replies. :-)

#30 wahoospa

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 20:03

You was so ugly when you were born the doctor spanked yo momma.