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#31 +warwagon

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 20:10

Yo mamma is so dumb when she saw "Vote against PIPA" she thought they were talking about a hobbit!


#32 shakey

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 20:52

Yo momma is so dumb, her IQ is below 80.

#33 Marshall

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 21:00

1990 called, they want their yo mama jokes back.

#34 bbcvc250

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 22:10

Yo mama is so stupid she robbed a bank and hid inside a police car

yo mama is so stupid cops were chasing her so she called 911

yo mama is stupid she heard there was serial killer on the loose so she went home and hid all the cherrios

#35 metro2012

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 22:22

Your mom has 3 teeth. 1 in her mouth and 2 in her back pocket.

method man created that one.

#36 Growled

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 01:44

1990 called, they want their yo mama jokes back.


Indeed.

#37 Slammers

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 01:50

google earth and bodyarmor ones made me lol . nice work.

ps warwagon is the last person yoyu would ever take humor advice from. just look at some of his topics lol

#38 moloko

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 02:27

some good ones in there. HA.

#39 Raa

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 02:48

1990 called, they want their yo mama jokes back.

I'm sorry, I didn't realise Google Earth was around in 1990.

#40 x-scratch

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 03:03

I'm sorry, I didn't realise Google Earth was around in 1990.


well mama jokes are played out & boring

#41 Marshall

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 03:37

I'm sorry, I didn't realise Google Earth was around in 1990.


Any half-wit would realize that these jokes are reworded to be consistent with the times.

Regardless, as Quad stated, "Yo Mama" jokes are spent/played out.

#42 sv3tli7y

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 12:30

I was walking home the other day and I thought of two yo mama jokes and I wanted to share them ! ;)))

Yo momma's ass is so big, that if you can fit the statue of liberty in it.

Yo momma is so fat, that if you put in her the empire state building, it will get lost.

#43 +Nik L

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 12:40

Yo momma's ass is so big, that if you can fit the statue of liberty in it.


Not a joke. There's no actual "joke" in this one.

Yo momma is so fat, that if you put in her the empire state building, it will get lost.


Doesn't even make sense!?

#44 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 16:39

Maybe next well get a new list of chuck Norris facts.

It already exists, sort of

http://www.neowin.ne...5-chuck-norris/

#45 Jason S.

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 16:45

shocking - a new member resurrects an old thread