18 Totally New Yo Momma Jokes: January 2012


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Your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter.

Your mom has 3 teeth. 1 in her mouth and 2 in her back pocket.

Your moms house is so small the cockroaches have hunchbacks.

Your mom is so stupid she only drives at rush hour because she thinks you get there faster.

Your mom has one leg and teaches a corporate seminar entitled "putting your best foot forward."

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What does the phrase "pulling a warwagon" mean? What's funny is that you decided to make your response harsh after I told you I wrote them. lol.

Here is what pulling a warwagon means... go to Jokes and funny section in the forum and look at forums started by warwagon like these

https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1052391-what-did-tennessee/

https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1047303-the-mac-and-the-book-responsible-for-the-capitalization-confusion/

for additional fun read through the replies. :-)

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  • 5 months later...

Yo mama is so stupid she robbed a bank and hid inside a police car

yo mama is so stupid cops were chasing her so she called 911

yo mama is stupid she heard there was serial killer on the loose so she went home and hid all the cherrios

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google earth and bodyarmor ones made me lol . nice work.

ps warwagon is the last person yoyu would ever take humor advice from. just look at some of his topics lol

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I'm sorry, I didn't realise Google Earth was around in 1990.

Any half-wit would realize that these jokes are reworded to be consistent with the times.

Regardless, as Quad stated, "Yo Mama" jokes are spent/played out.

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I was walking home the other day and I thought of two yo mama jokes and I wanted to share them ! ;)))

Yo momma's ass is so big, that if you can fit the statue of liberty in it.

Yo momma is so fat, that if you put in her the empire state building, it will get lost.

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Yo momma's ass is so big, that if you can fit the statue of liberty in it.

Not a joke. There's no actual "joke" in this one.

Yo momma is so fat, that if you put in her the empire state building, it will get lost.

Doesn't even make sense!?

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