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#16 Detection

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 18:31

This is going to annoy you greatly. Your head is very heavy. Notice the effort your neck and shoulders muscles have to make, to keep it straight. Do you feel that continuous pain in your back? That's because of your head's weight.

Now there is only one way to get rid of this painful weight, and you know it. :devil:


Chop off your head


#17 +Lovell

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 18:32

If we're going this route... You are now breathing manually.

The fans in your PC are now noticeable and annoyingly louder

And for those with the issue, that tinnitus that you had forgotten about is now hissing in your ears

You are now blinking manually.


omg I hate you all. :cry:

#18 Glassed Silver

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 19:18

You are now blinking manually.

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This is going to annoy you greatly. Your head is very heavy. Notice the effort your neck and shoulders muscles have to make, to keep it straight. Do you feel that continuous pain in your back? That's because of your head's weight.

Now there is only one way to get rid of this painful weight, and you know it. :devil:

What a relief!!! Thank you!

Now that I got my insane head out of the way, why not contribute:
  • Are you sure there is no part of your body that could use a little scratching?
  • Are you sure that your alarm clock won't break this night and fail to wake you up on time?
  • Thirst, you might have it!
  • Your favorite food. It's not ready in front of you. Y U NO THERE?

Probably most of them will fail with many. Oh well...
That annoys me again I guess! :D

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#19 The Dingus Diddler

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 19:20

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Son, I am proud.

#20 Glassed Silver

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 19:22

Son, I am proud.

That's pure win that you dropped by! :rofl:

Thanks, dad. :laugh:

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#21 Hell-In-A-Handbasket

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 19:24

The human eye has a blind spot

Cant do the spaces nessisary to do the X and O to show

#22 shozilla

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 19:32

Itch on your back annoy you because you are not able to reach it unless you stop it with your door frame or back scratcher.

#23 shakey

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 21:06

Just keep looking at that clock on the wall... The time goes so slow huh :p

Actual fact, the closer it gets to the time you want, the slower it is preceived. Something to do with expecting it, and when it is farther away, you don't expect it and think about it as much... It's why the drive home seems to get longer that last few miles.

#24 dead.cell

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 00:20

This is going to annoy you greatly. Your head is very heavy. Notice the effort your neck and shoulders muscles have to make, to keep it straight. Do you feel that continuous pain in your back? That's because of your head's weight.

Now there is only one way to get rid of this painful weight, and you know it. :devil:


Laying down? Huh... I think this is the first time I can say someone on Neowin has gotten me into bed! :laugh:

#25 FMH

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 07:11

Chop off your head


:yes: That's what I was trying to imply with the devil head. :D

#26 -Himanshu-

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 13:25

I can't really see the nose, but Himanshu, you suck. That always bothers me any time I am reminded of it!


Sorry! :devil:



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