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Sex or Internet: What Would You Rather Give Up?

Started by Mr Spoon, Mar 22 2012 09:48

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Poll: Giving Up Sex or the Internet

What Would You Rather Give Up?

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#16 Eddie7

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 15:07

That's why there's internet pornography.

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#17 Enron

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 15:19

Sex will be obsolete once 7th generation teledildonics become available some time in 2019.

#18 +remixedcat

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 06:57

I got my purple dildo and some furrys porn

#19 +remixedcat

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 06:59

View Postfirey, on 25 March 2012 - 14:43, said:

I'd rather give up internet if it meant getting laid. However I'm not getting laid.. so the internet remains.

How did u form babby?

#20 ArialBlue

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 07:08

Internet.
No sex means being alone for the rest of your life, never having a family, etc.

#21 perochan

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 07:21

Internet.
Too busy to worry about no internet while having sex.

#22 Gladiatorus

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 07:52

None of the above

#23 FarCry3r

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 08:00

View Post_Heracles, on 26 March 2012 - 07:08, said:

Internet.
No sex means being alone for the rest of your life, never having a family, etc.
Thus the meme foreveralone.jpg

#24 firey

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 11:38

View Postremixedcat, on 26 March 2012 - 06:59, said:

How did u form babby?

When baby was formed, I was getting laid 5 times a week minimum. That was a year a half ago though.

#25 +Mephistopheles

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 11:42

View Postremixedcat, on 26 March 2012 - 06:57, said:

I got my purple dildo and some furrys porn
You're joking, right? You have to be joking.

Furry porn? GTFO.

#26 +remixedcat

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 12:24

View Postfirey, on 26 March 2012 - 11:38, said:

When baby was formed, I was getting laid 5 times a week minimum. That was a year a half ago though.

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View PostMephistopheles, on 26 March 2012 - 11:42, said:

You're joking, right? You have to be joking.

Furry porn? GTFO.

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#27 bjoswald

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 12:36

Sex.

3 hours of lying to her to get her home, 1 hour of "fun" to get us going, 10 seconds of orgasm, and a lifetime of marriage afterward.

I'll pass.


Who needs to go through all that BS when they can just crank one out when necessary? Besides, unlike real women, I can
block/ignore/mute them and forget they exist.

#28 firey

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 12:41

View Postremixedcat, on 26 March 2012 - 12:24, said:

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Cuz.. I haven't met another girl. I'm still hung up on my sons mother. She has moved on from me. That's why.

#29 simplezz

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 12:41

Sex obviously duh. That's what internet pr0n is for ;)

#30 +remixedcat

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 13:19

View Postfirey, on 26 March 2012 - 12:41, said:

Cuz.. I haven't met another girl. I'm still hung up on my sons mother. She has moved on from me. That's why.

aww man that sucks... :-( sorry to hear that.
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