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Ballmer lives on your desktop

Started by humanz., May 06 2012 07:04 pic

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#1 humanz.

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 07:04

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#2 +remixedcat

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 07:05

I just frew up

#3 +Phouchg

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 07:47

What has been seen... :|

#4 Colicab

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 07:54

Bah, no skin on show

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 08:08

.... I can't...stop...yackin.............. :x :x :x :x :x :x

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 08:12

View PostPhouchg, on 06 May 2012 - 07:47, said:

What has been seen... :|
That's nothing. I hear there's a version of Ballmer doing the monkey dance in the nude as well.

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 09:18

he'd better use some freakin deoderant!

#8 redvamp128

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 09:26

they could have at least been the monkey man...


#9 rfirth

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 09:37

I can't fap to this.

#10 Long Dong Silver

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 09:51

Anybody wanna get him Nekked with their photoshop skillz.

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 10:18

View Postrfirth, on 06 May 2012 - 09:37, said:

I can't fap to this.

I managed it in the end.

#12 +Phouchg

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 15:31

View PostMephistopheles, on 06 May 2012 - 08:12, said:

That's nothing. I hear there's a version of Ballmer doing the monkey dance in the nude as well.
Don't you even consider the smallest possibility of a thought to put that thing in the spam thread to cross your mind. We've got enough eyebleed because of those Walmart back tits :pinch:

#13 +Mephistopheles

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 15:35

View PostPhouchg, on 06 May 2012 - 15:31, said:

Don't you even consider the smallest possibility of a thought to put that thing in the spam thread to cross your mind. We've got enough eyebleed because of those Walmart back tits :pinch:
Oh come on. There's nothing wrong with the People of Walmart images in the spam thread.

/me goes off to find new material

#14 Colin McGregor

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 20:54

sexy

#15 GreyWolf

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 20:57

View Postrfirth, on 06 May 2012 - 09:37, said:

I can't fap to this.

amateur... :p
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