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Posted 06 May 2012 - 23:29

Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt! :|

50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.

As it is understood, this small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois’ langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nation’s most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.

On the first day of the “May 1st” short holiday, Zhang Bangsheng let the small Francois langur enter the monkey exhibit for the first time to meet visitors so it can see more of the world. The next day, Old Zhang discovered that the little monkey had indigestion and difficulty defecating, and immediately became worried. Seeing peanut shells on the ground, Old Zhang immediately understood that visitors had definitely tossed peanuts to the small monkey, and the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole. If it does not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkey’s life.

Because the monkey is too small, it wasn’t suitable to use medicine to let it defecate. The only way was to lick its butt, to prompt it to defecate the peanut, and so the scene at the start of this article occurred.

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 23:32

Yea right, difference between a warm wet finger/cloth and his tongue is what ?

Fetish gone wild :laugh:

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 23:41

Sorry, no pics :p

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 23:46

:s

From the title I gathered he was licking to save his own life, until I read further

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 23:55

Yea right, difference between a warm wet finger/cloth and his tongue is what ?

Fetish gone wild :laugh:


He WAS the expert.. and the monkey is still alive... So he wasn't wrong in his methodology. Maybe he hadn't heard of a washcloth or a dental dam.

On the same topic - can anyone explain this?
http://youtu.be/UE05lEEOcSA

the very last narration sentence is the deal-sealer.

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 23:59

:s

From the title I gathered he was licking to save his own life, until I read further


This was like when the cops called me to say they got complaints of my dogs chasing people on bikes. What a liar he was! My dogs haven't even got the tricycle down yet.

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 00:00

This was like when the cops called me to say they got complaints of my dogs chasing people on bikes. What a liar he was! My dogs haven't even got the tricycle down yet.


LoL :p

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 00:49

WTF :|

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 04:02

ok, the dude did not need to lick its buttocks.... I have nursed animals who needed such treatment and all I did was use a cloth which resembled the roughness of the species covered in HOT water (as it cooled rather quickly, also the warmer it is the more the muscles relax) or a cotton bud with hot water (once again cooled down extremely quickly before the animal was touched ) had to do this every 2-4 hours .... did not use my tongue once..I aint rimming no animals boy.

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 06:59

He WAS the expert.. and the monkey is still alive... So he wasn't wrong in his methodology. Maybe he hadn't heard of a washcloth or a dental dam.

On the same topic - can anyone explain this?
http://youtu.be/UE05lEEOcSA

the very last narration sentence is the deal-sealer.


Ok, for the record the boy was licking a female animals genitalia for what reason I don't know exactly unless from the latter video he wanted to be cooled down by the gush of her orgasmic wash???? Maybe it was a small water buffalo? LOL

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 07:03

Misleading title. Rather than "to save life" it should read "to save its life", as the former implies the man's life was saved rather than the monkey's.

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 09:40

ok, the dude did not need to lick its buttocks.... I have nursed animals who needed such treatment and all I did was use a cloth which resembled the roughness of the species covered in HOT water (as it cooled rather quickly, also the warmer it is the more the muscles relax) or a cotton bud with hot water (once again cooled down extremely quickly before the animal was touched ) had to do this every 2-4 hours .... did not use my tongue once..I aint rimming no animals boy.

Maybe they don't have clothes in China.

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 14:59

I wouldn't lick anybody's butt, animal or human. :laugh:

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 15:44

I wouldn't lick anybody's butt, animal or human. :laugh:

Actually, males have their "g-spot" there believe it or not...

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 15:47

^ I musta been born genetically defective -- I have no g-spot there.