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Man rejects wife's cooking, nearly dies


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#1 Hum

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 15:43

A husband who stormed out after a row about his wife's cooking nearly starved to death eating hay when he got lost in frozen forest for more than a month.

Fussy Yuri Ticiuc, 69, walked out of the family home in Altai, Russia, because his wife's soup was too cold, but lost his way in dense woodlands. :huh:

"I walked and walked but after a few hours I didn’t have any idea where I was and I couldn’t find my way back," he told local media.

He survived eating berries and leaves and finally collapsed in a field where he ate grain from a haystack and drank snow until farm workers found him too weak and crippled by frostbite to move.

"I thought I was going to die. The temperatures were sub-zero and I was getting really weak.

"And then one day I heard voices and saw some farm workers. I called them and they managed to get me to hospital," explained Yuri

Doctors say he is lucky to be alive, but fear they may have to amputate his legs.

"They are severely damaged from frostbite and it may not be possible to save them," said a hospital spokesman.

Yuri added: "No matter what happens, that’s the last time I criticise my wife’s cooking. Anything is better than rotten hay."

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 15:51

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Anything is better than rotten hay

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 20:14

What a moron. I'm sorry but no amount of bad cooking is worth willingly putting yourself through that ordeal...

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 20:22

shoulda put some vodka in the soup

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 20:42

"warm up this soup woman "

" do you want to loose another leg "

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 22:48

Wife should switch to Campbell's

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 13:12

she should've made that man a sandwich

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 13:15

View PostReverend Spam, on 08 May 2012 - 20:14, said:

What a moron. I'm sorry but no amount of bad cooking is worth willingly putting yourself through that ordeal...
From the article, it seems he didn't willingly place himself in that situation. He got lost and couldn't find his way back.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 13:16

I guess after the dude's legs get amputated, wifey will retaliate by refusing sex!

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 13:21

View PostReverend Spam, on 08 May 2012 - 20:14, said:

What a moron. I'm sorry but no amount of bad cooking is worth willingly putting yourself through that ordeal...

He didn't do it willingly, he got lost.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 13:24

So he just got lost in woodlands? Just like that? Man that's crazy ! Even Dora manages to not to get lost !

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 13:36

View Postbogas04, on 09 May 2012 - 13:24, said:

So he just got lost in woodlands? Just like that? Man that's crazy ! Even Dora manages to not to get lost !
Russia's forests cover an area greater than the USA. They aren't tiny fields of trees like everywhere else. Of course it's easy to get lost.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 13:40

View PostSkyfrog, on 09 May 2012 - 13:21, said:

He didn't do it willingly, he got lost.
Could be easily argued that in some technical sort of way, he did indeed willingly put himself in that situation by walking out of the house like that. But either way, seems a bit extreme just 'cause the food was cold LOL.

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 15:47

View PostCalum, on 09 May 2012 - 13:15, said:

From the article, it seems he didn't willingly place himself in that situation. He got lost and couldn't find his way back.

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