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Her majesty's underpants are now up for grabs on e-Bay


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#1 Hum

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 19:58

Queen Elizabeth II's underpants are available for sale on eBay.

If you haven't already clicked over to frantically bid past the starting price of $3,999, we can tell you how something so intimately attached to the crown came to America's No. 1 source for slightly stained Beanie Babies.

"Baron" Joseph de Bicske Dobronyi had reportedly arranged for the panties, which he said he got from a friend in 1968, to be auctioned off posthumously by Hansons Auctioneers, but after the auction house stalled, fearing royal indignation, the estate put the pantaloons on the very public site instead.

The supremely high-waisted undershorts bear an embroidered monogram and would unquestionably make any woman feel like a ... creep. Sorry! Used underwear is creepy, no matter whose it is.

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Yeah, you know you wanted to look up there ....

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 21:54

Who in the hell would want to buy used underpants? Also I am instantly reminded of this:


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Posted 14 May 2012 - 21:57

Kate Middletons panties or go home. :rofl:

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 22:00

^ Do you want them washed or unwashed ...

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 22:02

View Postjnelsoninjax, on 14 May 2012 - 21:54, said:

Who in the hell would want to buy used underpants? Also I am instantly reminded of this:


LOL! That's stupid!

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 22:59

US $5,300.00

WTF?!?!

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 23:23

View Postbutilikethecookie, on 14 May 2012 - 22:02, said:

LOL! That's stupid!



Why is that stupid wierd al has made some great parody songs and that is one that is rather funny and also it was done years ago

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 23:33

What I found amusing was the implication that whoever bought them would actually *wear* them. waaat? I'm assuming it would go to a collector, perhaps one who had an interest in the royal family and such. Not some broad who just wants to wear the Queen's old knickers. I mean... O_o

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:08

View Post3 Charisma, on 14 May 2012 - 23:33, said:

What I found amusing was the implication that whoever bought them would actually *wear* them. waaat? I'm assuming it would go to a collector, perhaps one who had an interest in the royal family and such. Not some broad who just wants to wear the Queen's old knickers. I mean... O_o

When I saw it I pictured a uptight businessman dancing around his room like a fairy in them.

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 13:02

View Postnotuptome2004, on 14 May 2012 - 23:23, said:

Why is that stupid wierd al has made some great parody songs and that is one that is rather funny and also it was done years ago

"stupid" meaning that's a great joke and I almost ****ed myself laughing....

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 14:20

View PostHum, on 14 May 2012 - 22:00, said:

^ Do you want them washed or unwashed ...
Depends if it wasn't being used during that time of the month..

<cartman>
that time of the month...
that time of the month...
that time of the month....
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Posted 15 May 2012 - 17:04

View PostTom, on 15 May 2012 - 02:08, said:

When I saw it I pictured a uptight businessman dancing around his room like a fairy in them.

You've been peeking thru my webcam again Tom ! :|

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 17:16

Oh and

....God Save the Queen.....

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 17:24

so, how many times did her majesty had her period in them .... have been washed .... farted, skidmarked ahhahhha and so on ...

hmmmmmmmm ... really the collector would keep them as a museum piece .... hei .. Middleton's thongs would be more interesting .....

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 17:29

View Postjnelsoninjax, on 14 May 2012 - 21:54, said:

Who in the hell would want to buy used underpants? Also I am instantly reminded of this:


I'll buy ... your tchotchkes

Sell me ... the Queen's panties

I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)

I'm highest bidder!