Man Tied Himself To A Tree To Wait For Anonymous Sex

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Last week, Ramsey, Minn. police say, Alan Petrusson tied himself to a tree, put a blindfold on, exposed his genitals :huh: and waited for anonymous sex near a public park, according to CBS Minnesota.

"It's the weirdest thing I've heard of out there," Ramsey Police Chief James Way told The Huffington Post. "We have had reports of sexual activity out there though."

Way also said he's skeptical of Petrusson's assertion that he was just sleeping.

"I don't believe that," he said. "That's up to a judge and/or jury to determine, if it gets that far."

Way said Petrusson faces charges of indecent exposure, lewd conduct and trespassing, since the tree he was allegedly tied to was not on park property.

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[Dick Montage]

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Um... no thanks!

[+ir0nw0lf Subscriber²]

Guess he should be happy some squirrels out nut hunting didn't see him... :pinch:

[Detection]

nob'ed :D

[Phouchg]

And how will jury determine if the exposure in question was indeed indecent? Just saying :whistle:

[ShMaunder]

Wow, desperate times calls for desperate measures.

Though the last sentence made me laugh:

The Coon Rapids Herald reported that the park has seen its share of unseemly incidents, including when a man reading a book in his car was disturbed by a man reaching into his window.

I know who this was...

[LittleNeutrino Veteran]

almost sounds as though someone thinks prono is real :p and people just go around having sex with strangers on the street.

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^ You don't ???

[Skwerl]

All I can say is..HOT! :D

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[jakem1]

Is this the American version of dogging?

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Woulda been funny if a dog happened by and peed on him. :laugh: