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#31 leesmithg

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:18

So I met this girl two weeks ago and I have literally just realised I have spent so much time every single day with her I have not spent ANY time (Not a second) on the internet till just now. :/

  • What the hell is wrong with me?
  • What have I missed out on in the past 2 weeks?
I need to catch up before I go see her again. lol


D00d, you need to polish your geek badge and get your arse back here.

You got plenty of time for women.

If you want female company, chat to your mother.

Plenty more fish in the sea.

Computers and the net are more special than women.


#32 HighwayGlider

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:36

D00d, you need to polish your geek badge and get your arse back here.

You got plenty of time for women.

If you want female company, chat to your mother.

Plenty more fish in the sea.

Computers and the net are more special than women.



#33 +Frank B.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:42

D00d, you need to polish your geek badge and get your arse back here.

You got plenty of time for women.

If you want female company, chat to your mother.

Plenty more fish in the sea.

Computers and the net are more special than women.

As much of a nerd I am, this I have to disagree with.

#34 morphen

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:04

guys, hold on.

Maybe this guy has seen a naked woman in REAL life?!

#35 OP MarkusDarkus

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:08

You guys never fail to make me laugh. :laugh:

#36 leesmithg

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:56

As much of a nerd I am, this I have to disagree with.


You cannot be a real nerd if your disagree.

You can find loads of naked chix on the net.

So why need one in real life?:ninja:

#37 +Frank B.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:58

You cannot be a real nerd if your disagree.

You can find loads of naked chix on the net.

So why need one in real life? :ninja:

Do I really have to explain this to you?

#38 Tom

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:39

You cannot be a real nerd if your disagree.

You can find loads of naked chix on the net.

So why need one in real life? :ninja:


Are you the inspiration for...?
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#39 sagum

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:49

So I met this girl two weeks ago and I have literally just realised I have spent so much time every single day with her I have not spent ANY time (Not a second) on the internet till just now. :/


What you describe there, sir, is proof of the phenomenon called 'there are no girls on the internet'.

#40 InsaneNutter

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 13:36

same... I got to bed at 5am this morning didnt the previous day ect ect... itches be cray cray ... if you like her... get he pregnant before she gets away



The OP is from Birmingham... #justsaying :hump:


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#41 fusi0n

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 13:44

^^ LOL