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Man-aconda - the snake that looks like a penis


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Posted 01 August 2012 - 12:42

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Man-aconda - the snake that looks like a penis

Boffins in Brazil find snake that they say looks like a manhood

BOFFINS in Brazil have discovered a new type of snake which - experts say resembles a male MANHOOD.

Experts came across the Atretochoana eiselti, which they dubbed the "floppy snake", as they examined a hydroelectric dam on a river in the Amazon.

Six of the eyeless creatures - actually a family of "blind snake" more closely related to the salamander - were found living at the bottom of the Madeira River in Brazil’s northern state of Rondonia.

The discovery was made in November last year as a stretch of the river was being drained, but was only made public today after the snake’s genus was finally confirmed.

Julian Tupan, biologist for the Santo Antonio Energy company which is building the dam, told Brazil’s Estadao website that hardly anything is known about the lungless, limbless amphibians.

He said: “Of the six we collected, one died, three were released back into the wild and another two were kept for studies.
“Despite looking like snakes, they aren’t reptiles and are more closely related to salamanders and frogs.

"We think the animal breathes through its skin, and probably feeds on small fish and worms, but there is still nothing proven.
“The Amazon is a box of surprises when it comes to reptiles and amphibians. There are still much more to be discovered.”



#2 Sylar0

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 12:48

Ewwwwww some yucky man hood!

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 12:51

If your penis looks like that, see a doctor.

#4 Simon-

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 12:56

Pretty cool to the workers who discovered a new creature while they draining the lake.

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 13:03

"Man-aconda - the snake that looks like a penis"

... the snake that looks like a penis ...

... the snake ...

"Despite looking like snakes, they aren’t reptiles"

Interesting salamander though.

#6 ir0nw0lf

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 13:05

Where's Samuel L Jackson with his take on this? :shiftyninja:

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 13:11

View Postir0nw0lf, on 01 August 2012 - 13:05, said:

Where's Samuel L Jackson with his take on this? :shiftyninja:
THERE'S SOM GOD DAMN SNAKES IN THIS GOD DAMN LAKE! **********ER! :rofl:

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 13:16

Thought we got Warwagoned for a second.

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 13:41

mines bigger

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 13:53

just wait untail your worst nightmare come true , oh yeah flash game with ton of those and ...... need i say more? :p

View Postahhell, on 01 August 2012 - 13:16, said:

Thought we got Warwagoned for a second.

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 18:23

Must be a 90 year old snake.

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 00:03

Forgive us if this puts you off your dinner because, as snakes go, this is not much of a charmer.
The unique creature, atretochoana eiselti, was found after engineers drained a hydroelectric dam which spans a river connected to the Amazon.
Biologists discovered six of the unusual-looking creatures - each about a metre long - at the bottom of the river-bed on the Madeira river in Rondonia, in Brazil.


The creatures were discovered in November, however it took until today for scientists to correctly classify the snake's genus - confirming it is a rare creature which has only been spotted sporadically since first spotted in 1968.


It is actually more closely related to salamanders and frogs, but appearance-wise looks more like a snake.
Biologist Julian Tupan, who works for Santo Antonio Energy - the company which constructed the dam - said: 'Of the six we collected, one died, three were released back into the wild and another two were kept for studies.
'Despite looking like snakes, they aren’t reptiles and are more closely related to salamanders and frogs.


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Posted 06 August 2012 - 00:24

Already posted somewhere on Neowin, but it instead of "Blind snake" they should named it "Penis Snake!"

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 00:52

threads merged

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 08:40

Holy sheet that does look like a purple dk.