'Walmart gropers' arrested

[Hum]

Talk about hot and bothered. A Kansas couple is accused of stealing lubricant from a local Walmart and fondling each other in front of fellow shoppers.

Julian R. Call, 22, and his girlfriend, Tina F. Gianakon, 35, were arrested Sunday at the Walmart in Hutchinson and charged with theft and lewd and lascivious behavior, Wichita TV station KAKE reported.

According to a police report, the couple stole a tube of K-Y Jelly :| and several "personal care" products and began groping each other under their clothing.

Officials told KAKE the couple was cooperative and did not appear to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

The two posted bail and were released from the Reno County Jail but were expected back in court in the coming days, The Hutchinson News reported.

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[*RedBull*]

My name is Earl?

[Hum]

... stole a tube of K-Y Jelly

That turned my stomach. :x

[ArialBlue]

Horny no brain effect ?

[Calum Veteran]

Hm. It's a shame some people deem this behaviour indecent or obscene Anyone could find anything offensive, obscene, or indecent. I don't see anything wrong with people groping each other (at least, as long as it isn't done in front of kids). Oh well. Rules are rules :)

[Hum]

Maybe a Wal-Mart employee showed them poRn. :p

[Nothing Here]

Maybe it was a Heterosexual protest in response to the recent Chik-fil-A protest. ;)