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How To Tell Your Girlfriend Is Angry

Started by jnelsoninjax, Aug 09 2012 02:29 pic

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#1 jnelsoninjax

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 02:29

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 02:34

:cry:

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 03:43

Ohhhh - OUCH! *shudders*

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 03:48

More like the precursor to kicking the (ex) girlfriend out of the house and changing the locks. :rofl:

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 04:25

yeah time to kick her ass out to door/

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 12:36

(in a trembling voice)
That is not anger anymore. That is sadistic pure hatred. Cut the thing off altogether, don't leave the damn knife there...

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 13:02

Advanced psychological warfare. If my s.o. did anything of the sort I'd be very worried...

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 13:13

I'd be happy she saw my crown jewels in that size category :p

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 13:32

Like farrokh would say....

Damn!

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 20:32

View PostDetection, on 09 August 2012 - 13:13, said:

I'd be happy she saw my crown jewels in that size category :p
You sure? Because I'd imagine that size category must make it troublesome to walk, sit, sleep and downright impossible to pass TSA inspections :shiftyninja:

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 20:36

ok,ok, let me place a joke of logic here. If beating a woman is domestic assault,this would surely fall under, "conveying a terroristic threat"

but hey, that makes my junk crawl up in my stomach.. so NOT funny :s

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 20:46

View PostPhouchg, on 09 August 2012 - 20:32, said:

You sure? Because I'd imagine that size category must make it troublesome to walk, sit, sleep and downright impossible to pass TSA inspections :shiftyninja:

It's not so bad :laugh:
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