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Thai Group Says Steve Jobs Reincarnated...


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KHLONG LUANG, Thailand

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So, the rumors that Apple is a cult were true after all.

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I thought sure he'd be Bill Gates' son.

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"took a bite from an apple before flinging the fruit into the sea in a bid to speed up his reincarnation" - So they want to reincarnate a former fruit :p ? Makes so much sense!

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Seems legit.

Also, thread moved to It's a Conspiracy!

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Gee - didn't think it'd be a Conspiracy since people think that Apple is a cult. :) lol j/k

I would bet that people would have fun trying to talk to him now that they know that he is "there" now. (Hovering above his old office) I don't believe it myself, but whatever makes the world go around for people I guess. :)

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I'm getting on my Ouija board now, and asking Steve ...

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Cult confirmed.

People believe lots of different things, different strokes for different folks and all that

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Seems legit.

Also, thread moved to It's a Conspiracy!

Dunno why this is a conspiracy, just sounds like a religious viewpoint. If it was a group that had said he was in heaven and at the right hand of god would it have ended up in this section? :\

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I thought sure he'd be Bill Gates' son.

That would be cool!! :-D

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Dunno why this is a conspiracy, just sounds like a religious viewpoint. If it was a group that had said he was in heaven and at the right hand of god would it have ended up in this section? :\

Reincarnation is considered 'paranormal' by Western standards --- even tho it is true. ;)

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"the reincarnated Mr. Jobs spends much of his time lounging in a glass palace resembling an Apple store"

WTF?

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Guys, I don't think it was the Cult of Apple that said all this, I think it was Buddhists. Remember, Steve himself was a Buddhist so it would be only natural for the leaders of his religion to tell the world such an important member of their religion has been reincarnated...

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Seems legit.

Also, thread moved to It's a Conspiracy!

BWAHAHAHAHA! Contradictory much? :p

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Reincarnation is considered 'paranormal' by Western standards --- even tho it is true. ;)

But of course it is. :rolleyes:

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*Insert obligatory joke about the apple cult here*

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Im afraid of going outside since i've read this..

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