And this is exactly why you are still a virgin.
For the people complaining about him charging a measly few dollars for his theme, get over it. Use it or don't use it. This guy has always made amazing stuff. If I go back to Windows 8, I will be sure to pick up this theme and will be glad to pay for his great work.
assuming someone is a virgin from a post shows exactly why you are still a virgin. <---- See what I did there??