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“Little Johnny” Tells Teacher He’s No obama Fan….


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#1 Nothing Here

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 00:13

Americans following Obama:


A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.


Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different .. again.


Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”


The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Obama?” Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”


The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican. Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”


Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, “That would make me an Obama fan.”


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Posted 21 September 2012 - 01:01

almost funny ;)

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 01:05

someone email Lakota Rising and let him know warhammer hacked his account

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 01:05

LOL :rofl:

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 01:05

I was trying for a warwagon award. LMAO!

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 01:31

2 warwagons for that.

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 05:42

View PostGrowled, on 21 September 2012 - 01:31, said:

2 warwagons for that.
Only 2? Damn and here I was hoping it was a warwagon pulitzer. LMAO!!!

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 05:51

That's an old but a funny joke. funny jokes != warwagon.

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 01:02

No Warwagons for this one!! It's a Winner!!

LMAO!!!


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Posted 22 September 2012 - 16:14

Truth hurts.

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 17:41

Maybe there needs to be clarification on what a warwagon is.

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 17:54

View PostColin McGregor said:

someone email Lakota Rising and let him know warhammer hacked his account
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#13 Buttus

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 18:06

funny, but only because it can be used for so many different likes/dislikes

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 22:51

This was a funny joke. :)

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 22:56

View PostLakota Rising, on 21 September 2012 - 00:13, said:

Americans following Obama:


A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.


Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different .. again.


Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”


The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Obama?” Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”


The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican. Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”


Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, “That would make me an Obama fan.”



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