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#1 Nothing Here

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 15:05

Little Debbie was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Debbie, who created the universe?" When Debbie didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Debbie and the teacher said, "Very good" and Debbie fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Debbie, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Debbie didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Debbie and the teacher said, "Very good," and Debbie fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Debbie a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Debbie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"

... the teacher fainted!

Edited by John S., 24 September 2012 - 17:20. Reason: properly tagged



#2 Geoffrey B.

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 15:07

lol excellent.

#3 Steven P.

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 15:07

very good.. :)

#4 Growled

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 23:49

An oldie but still a goodie. :)

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 23:51

I thought this was going to be about the snack cakes.
Glad to see it was a lot funnier :laugh:!

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 00:33

^ You don't find Little Debbie cakes funny? :p

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 01:13

bloew the **** out the warwagon scale... this is bomb diggity splat yo

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 01:23

older than dirt

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 01:32

older than dirt


or rocks

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 01:37

Nice twist on an oldie.

#11 Growled

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 01:50

older than dirt


Same age as you, huh? :p

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 14:40

hahahaha... awesome.

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 14:44

LOLsome! :D



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