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Little Debbie was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Debbie, who created the universe?" When Debbie didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Debbie and the teacher said, "Very good" and Debbie fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Debbie, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Debbie didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Debbie and the teacher said, "Very good," and Debbie fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Debbie a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Debbie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"

... the teacher fainted! Edited by John S.
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lol excellent.

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very good.. :)

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An oldie but still a goodie. :)

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I thought this was going to be about the snack cakes.
Glad to see it was a lot funnier :laugh:!
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^ You don't find Little Debbie cakes funny? :p

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bloew the **** out the warwagon scale... this is bomb diggity splat yo
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older than dirt

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[quote name='Hum' timestamp='1348536222' post='595203379']
older than dirt
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or rocks
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Nice twist on an oldie.

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[quote name='Hum' timestamp='1348536222' post='595203379']
older than dirt
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Same age as you, huh? :p

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hahahaha... awesome.

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LOLsome! :D

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