"God Almighty!" shouted Debbie and the teacher said, "Very good" and Debbie fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Debbie, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Debbie didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Debbie and the teacher said, "Very good," and Debbie fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Debbie a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Debbie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"
... the teacher fainted!
Edited by John S., 24 September 2012 - 17:20. Reason: properly tagged