NZ man gets eel stuck in bottom

[Hum]

A man showed up at an Auckland hospital emergency room last week with an unusual dilemma ? an eel was stuck in his bottom. :|

The patient informed staff at Auckland City Hospital of his problem and X-rays confirmed his story.

"The eel was about the size of a sprig of asparagus and the incident is the talk of the place," a hospital source told the New Zealand Herald.

"Doctors and nurses have come across people with strange objects that they have got stuck where they shouldn't be before, but an eel has to be a first."

It is unclear how the eel became stuck inside the man but it is believed it was successfully removed.

Auckland District Health Board spokesman Matt Rogers confirmed the incident had occurred.

"We can confirm that an adult male presented at Auckland City Hospital this week with an eel inside him," he said.

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[jnelsoninjax]

Sex with an eel? :x How else can you possibly explain this?

[f0rk_b0mb]

Maybe he was diveing and it swam up?

[thechronic]

Well apparently any injuries caused to him have all eeled fully.

[Ryanjmchale]

[LittleNeutrino Veteran]

lol they believe they removed the whole they, they didnt confirm it lol

[McKay]

"I fell"

[Hum]

Today's lesson:

Chew up your eel before you swallow.

[Xilo]

There's Japanese porn involving filling various holes with eels...

[Steven P. Administrators]

"I fell"

lol seem to remember a politician who was caught doing the dirty with a male prostitute (or lover, dunno) and his official explanation was that "he fell" naked on to him by accident, and that it was completely harmless :p

[Growled Member]

Moral of the story: always be sure you wear your bottoms very snugly.

[remixedcat]

too much hentai

[Farstrider]

This reminds me of a joke that I heard many years ago:

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I've got this vibrator stuck up me bum!" So the doctor had a look and said, "No problem, bend over and I'll have out in a jiffy!" To which the man replied: "Don't do that, just change the batteries!" :D

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[remixedcat]

This reminds me of a joke that I heard many years ago:

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I've got this vibrator stuck up me bum!" So the doctor had a look and said, "No problem, bend over and I'll have out in a jiffy!" To which the man replied: "Don't do that, just change the batteries!" :D

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9.74/10 warwagons

[+Gary7 Subscriber²]

Wouldn't that be bestiality..