Man Arrested for Having Sex with a Sofa in the Street

[Sir Topham Hatt]

Man Arrested for Having Sex with a Sofa in the Street

A MAN has been arrested for having sex in a street with a SOFA.

Gerard Streator, 46, was spotted bending over the abandoned yellow settee with his trousers round his ankles.

The hotel worker was seen by an off-duty cop at 11pm ?thrusting his hips? against the sofa which was in full view next to the kerb. Nobody was on the ?love seat?.

As the officer yelled at him, Streator fled to a nearby apartment block in Waukesha, Wisconsin.

He was later arrested and charged with one count of lewd and lascivious behaviour.

Streator could face up to nine months in jail and a ?7,000 fine.

Source - The Sun

[remixedcat]

he thought that sofa was sexy? I would understand if it was a hot leather hussie but that.... that is worse than a gas station trailer park hoebitch!!!!

[Twiddle]

Kind of redefines

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(NSFW)

[Mystic Mungis]

Think I broke a rib laughing at the sofa being censored in the pic :')

[Charisma Veteran]

What happened to just masturbating in private? O_o

[Chicane-UK Veteran]

LOL! :)

"When you said she was 'well cushioned' I didn't think you meant it literally!!"

[Glassed Silver]

What happened to just masturbating in private? O_o

People probably get bored of it... :laugh:

Glassed Silver:mac

[+Warwagon MVC]

He has really bad taste in sofa's! Although that sofa is ugly, i'm sure it has a great personality.

[LittleNeutrino Veteran]

loving the censor bar on the sofa lol.

[ahhell]

He doesn't look like a creepy ****** in the slightest.

:|

[Charisma Veteran]

People probably get bored of it... :laugh:

Glassed Silver:mac

...I don't think I'll ever get so bored of it I feel the need to go **** a ratty, discarded sofa in broad daylight.

But whatever floats his weird little boat, I guess :laugh:

[perochan]

i feel sorry for the sofa.....

[+Warwagon MVC]

That sofa literally has no cushion's for the pushin!

[Nothing Here]

How reputable is the source when they can't even spell? Kerb = curb.

[Argi]

?_?

[The Laughing Man]

What happened to just masturbating in private? O_o

It got boring.

[Glassed Silver]

...I don't think I'll ever get so bored of it I feel the need to go **** a ratty, discarded sofa in broad daylight.

But whatever floats his weird little boat, I guess :laugh:

Same, although there are other weird things you could consider, but doing a sofa... wow... that's desperate! :laugh:

Glassed Silver:mac

[Hum]

There goes our freedoms -- can't even have sofa sex. :/

[*RedBull*]

HUM, Just go for it. You'll be fine. We'll be there to support you. :)

Pssst..everyone bring a camera phone or something so we can post it. ;)

[Charisma Veteran]

How reputable is the source when they can't even spell? Kerb = curb.

UK vs US spelling ;)

[shakey]

First to get to say...... SOFA KING RETARDED

[jakem1]

How reputable is the source when they can't even spell? Kerb = curb.

This doesn't seem like a very reputable post.

[chrisj1968]

Nobody was on the ?love seat?

did the loveseat feel the love?

[shakey]

The poor sofa was draped....

[Growled Member]

I wonder if it was good for the sofa?