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Why did god create Adam before he created Eve?

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#1 x1x1x1x1

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 17:23

Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.


#2 Hell-In-A-Handbasket

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 17:27

i thought it was because we would have ended up with no body parts, just a big never ending wallet / purse

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 17:30

God told me that it was so Adam would learn about masturbation first. ;)

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 17:47

Bros before hoes

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 18:10

Because the Old Testament is misogynistic. It was a way of showing the superiority of men over women. In fact the god in the Old Testament is a pretty horrible character altogether.

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 18:28

Eh, heard this one quite a few times before. Not bad. I take more humor in this though:

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 18:31

Eh, heard this one quite a few times before. Not bad. I take more humor in this though:

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EXCELLENT MAN!

Way better than OP's joke! :p

Not complaining about the first joke though, whatever floats your boats, people! :laugh:

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 18:33

Because... Never happened. So anyone invented a nice story

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 18:39

Because... Never happened. So anyone invented a nice story

What a punchline...
What a warwagon replica!

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 18:41

What a punchline...
What a warwagon replica!

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It's not a joke, it's the truth

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 18:54

It's not a joke, it's the truth

Yes, because starting a debate on religion is SOOO appropriate in a joke thread...
This will help everyone lighten up for sure. :rolleyes: :p

I knew he was serious and not joking, hence I poked a little fun :laugh:

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 19:01

God made the universe, and he rested.
Then God made Man and, he rested.
Then, God made Woman.

No Man has rested since.

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 21:46

It's not a joke, it's the truth


Riiiiiight

God made the universe, and he rested.
Then God made Man and, he rested.
Then, God made Woman.

No Man has rested since.


Now that's funny...

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 21:59

Not Funny. Real answer: they never existed.

- Adam and Eve are white (maybe jewish). Where did Blacks, Asians, etc. come from? Please do tell.

- Adam and Eve have kids...then what? Are you suggesting such a powerful being told your kids to have sex with each other? You Monster!

- The Bible is ancient Hebrew literature and nothing more.

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 22:03

Not Funny. Real answer: they never existed.

- Adam and Eve are white (maybe jewish). Where did Blacks, Asians, etc. come from? Please do tell.

- Adam and Eve have kids...then what? Are you suggesting such a powerful being told your kids to have sex with each other? You Monster!

- The Bible is ancient Hebrew literature and nothing more.


This thread just got real....

*sigh*



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