joke Why did god create Adam before he created Eve?

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

God made the universe, and he rested.

Then God made Man and, he rested.

Then, God made Woman.

No Man has rested since.

LOL

[*RedBull*]

Not Funny. Real answer: they never existed.

- Adam and Eve are white (maybe jewish). Where did Blacks, Asians, etc. come from? Please do tell.

- Adam and Eve have kids...then what? Are you suggesting such a powerful being told your kids to have sex with each other? You Monster!

- The Bible is ancient Hebrew literature and nothing more.

No they did.

The children had sex with eachother and the parents. Also they lived longer back then as well. Yes very astute of you to point out that the Bible is actually a book.

tower of Babel comes to mind.

[Billaguana]

Not Funny. Real answer: they never existed.

- Adam and Eve are white (maybe jewish). Where did Blacks, Asians, etc. come from? Please do tell.

- Adam and Eve have kids...then what? Are you suggesting such a powerful being told your kids to have sex with each other? You Monster!

- The Bible is ancient Hebrew literature and nothing more.

Adam and eve were told to replenish the the earth with their children and the other races came from the tower of babel. Have you ever read the bible?

[f0rk_b0mb]

No they did.

The children had sex with eachother and the parents. Also they lived longer back then as well. Yes very astute of you to point out that the Bible is actually a book.

tower of Babel comes to mind.

Troll much?

Adam and eve were told to replenish the the earth with their children and the other races came from the tower of babel. Have you ever read the bible?

Yes. Read my previous post. I'm not trying to debate. heh..I must have skipped that part...

[Buttus]

Not Funny. Real answer: they never existed.

- Adam and Eve are white (maybe jewish). Where did Blacks, Asians, etc. come from? Please do tell.

- Adam and Eve have kids...then what? Are you suggesting such a powerful being told your kids to have sex with each other? You Monster!

- The Bible is ancient Hebrew literature and nothing more.

it was a joke! it would have been easier to just say 'not funny' or not respond at all...

man, some people have no sense of humor!

[Billaguana]

Yes. Read my previous post. I'm not trying to debate. heh..I must have skipped that part...

Sorry, shouldn't have put the "read the bible" part in. I wasn't trying to debate, but rather inform.

[f0rk_b0mb]

it was a joke! it would have been easier to just say 'not funny' or not respond at all...

man, some people have no sense of humor!

Did you even read my last f*cking post?!? I am not trying to f*cking debate!!!! Can everybody please stop. Damn.

[Buttus]

Did you even read my last f*cking post?!? I am not trying to f*cking debate!!!! Can everybody please stop. Damn.

right, but they way you responded was like if someone told a joke where an animal said something to another animal, you'd respond 'that's false, animals can't talk!'

jeez....

[John S. Veteran]

thats enough....debate in the official religion thread

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