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Your grandfather drowned last week in a vat of whiskey in Dublin Brewery. Some of his co-workers dived in to save him, but he fought them off bravely. We cremated the body and it took three days to put out the fire.
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Drink in moderation!
Posted 30 September 2012 - 16:54
There are also many jokes about Whisky (Scotch)/Whiskey (Irish):
I was bored last night, so I tied some helium balloons to my whiskey collection.
It certainly raised my spirits.
"P!nk to name baby after favourite whiskey"
I had that same idea years ago when our "LIDL own label" was born.
My wife text me tonight saying she was coming down with something.
I told her unless it was my bottle of whiskey from the bedroom, I'm not interested.
I really enjoy watching wobbly ######.
Putting Whiskey in the bird bath was a great idea.
I was buying some booze for my grandad and I had to phone him to ask, "Do you want Whisky or Whiskey?"
He said; "It's not proper Whiskey unless it's got an E in it."
So now I've got to find a dealer as well.
As I sat there taking a swig of whiskey to calm my nerves, I thought to myself;
'Why's the examiner getting out of the car?'
As I watched my missus neck down my ten year old bottle of whiskey straight from the bottle, I thought to myself, she'll have trouble getting out of bed in the morning.
I broke both of her legs.
Posted 30 September 2012 - 16:56