Sasha Obama Asks Father Why He Was Acting Like Such A ***** During Debate


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DENVER?Following last night?s nationally televised presidential debate, President Barack Obama?s 11-year-old daughter Sasha reportedly asked her father why he was ?acting like such a goddamned ***** up there.? ?Daddy, how come you were being such a little bitch?? asked the sixth-grader, who told the president she was ?genuinely worried? that maybe somebody had ?cut Daddy?s balls off? right before he took the stage. ?What happened, Dad? Were you on your period or something? Maybe the next time you?re in front of the entire country for an hour and a half you should try not letting another man spank you on the ass like that.? Sources added that Obama?s youngest daughter then offered to help the president go ?look for [his] dick, because apparently it?s gone missing.?

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OMFG, Did it really happen or did it really happen?

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Do not worry, Obama will destroy in the next debate. If he does not, he should be ashamed of being president of the Harvard Law Review.

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Pot, meet kettle.

I guess cute means sarcastic. Cause I've not stooped to making that kind of joke. ;)

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