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Heya!

Anyone else with good developer funny pictures?

I start:

[attachment=319589:IMG_1160.PNG]

[i]Glassed Silver:mac[/i]
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You forgot the hour later-- box- and the 4 hour later box

Hour later-

Boss asks the guy's "Still compiling"

the guys are eating their lunch - and reply



[size=5][b]"Nah - Debugging"[/b][/size]

[size=5]Then the final box....[/size]

[size=5]Four hours later-[/size]

[size=5]You guys done yet? boss asks[/size]

[size=5]then guys are in hammocks and reply-[/size]

[size=5]"nope... installing" (or testing)[/size]

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There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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[quote name='Dr_Asik' timestamp='1349480953' post='595228857']
There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
[/quote]
Should be followed up with the question..
[i][b][CODE]Are you a one or a zero?[/CODE][/b][/i]

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We had that excuse at work. The servers are doing back up right now. Just waiting on it :D

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Amateur programmers think there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte; Real programmers think there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.

One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pointers.png[/img]
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[quote name='Dr_Asik' timestamp='1349480953' post='595228857']
There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
[/quote]
And those who understand Gray code ;)

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[img]http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/50000/9000/500/59569/59569.strip.gif[/img]
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[quote name='Dr_Asik' timestamp='1349480953' post='595228857']
There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
[/quote]
There are 10 types of people: those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those, who thought this was a joke about binary :)


Some more of my favorites:

One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
- Robert Firth

Software is a gas; it expands to fill its container.

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[quote name='FightAndLive' timestamp='1349512913' post='595229377']
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And, of course, Dilbert:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/CeTSD.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/THo03.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/U8TAP.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/yDSHi.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/rt2mr.png[/img]


and obligatory xkcd:

[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pointers.png [/img]
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Phouchg you posted two jokes already posted in the same thread, which is still on the first page, what the hell is wrong with you.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#
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[quote name='Simon-' timestamp='1349528477' post='595229653']
Phouchg you posted two jokes already posted in the same thread, which is still on the first page, what the hell is wrong with you.
[/quote]
Postponed reading the thread carefully before posting my crap, that's what. Do you have to be such a in your every post lately.

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[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png[/img]
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[quote name='Ambroos' timestamp='1350174626' post='595245675']
[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png[/img]
[/quote]

Oh sh*t, I know that feeling! :laugh:

Horrible situation...

[i]Glassed Silver:mac[/i]
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[img]http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/10000/2000/500/12563/12563.strip.gif[/img]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE
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[img]http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/20000/1000/000/21021/21021.strip.gif[/img]

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[quote name='Ambroos' timestamp='1350174626' post='595245675']
[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/wisdom_of_the_ancients.png[/img]
[/quote]
[quote name='Glassed Silver' timestamp='1350174914' post='595245681']
Oh sh*t, I know that feeling! :laugh:

Horrible situation...

[i]Glassed Silver:mac[/i]
[/quote]


See, I hate when it's the exact same thing except there is a second post by the same person saying:

"Never mind, fixed it." With no explaination of how in the **** they fixed it.
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No pics but a quote.

"God Is Real (Unless Declared Integer)"

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[quote name='remixedcat' timestamp='1350177499' post='595245745']
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Developers...Developers...Developers... now i WiLL have nightmares! :argh:
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