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A group of teenagers poured laxatives into pots of crushed Pringles crisps, then left them out for seagulls - with disgusting results for visitors to the beach.

In a video posted on YouTube, the seagulls are seen feeding hungrily on the snacks thinking they've been given a treat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFLzq7eTV-4

But within minutes, the heavens open as the birds swoop around Venice Beach, California, urgently relieving themselves on the crowds below.

The teenagers clearly enjoyed filming the ensuing mayhem.

They looked on in glee as a roller skaters, cruising happily along the parade, were the first to get a dose of bird poo.

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The Foo Bird: A man went to Africa to do some game hunting.

While there, he hired a young native to accompany him as his guide.

Soon, a large flock of birds flew overhead and the hunter took aim.

The guide grabbed his arm and said "Oh,no! These are foo birds and to shoot one means terrible things will happen to you! The man figured that was only a superstion of the natives and shot one down. Then the rest of the flock returned aand pooped all over him.

He hollared at the boy, "I must have some water right away to wash this mess off. The boy said "Oh no! To wash the crap of the foo bird off means sudden death immediately! Again the hunter ignored his advice, found water and got cleaned off.

Sure enough he dropped dead then and there.

The moral of this story is "If the foo ****s, wear it."

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Quite frankly it's cruelty to animals and is more than likely open to prosecution! When you are the cause of excessive ****ting and people's property gets damaged you would in all likelihood also be held accountable!

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Quite frankly it's cruelty to animals and is more than likely open to prosecution! When you are the cause of excessive ****ting and people's property gets damaged you would in all likelihood also be held accountable!

But as long as the people don't video it, hard to prosecute.

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