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Cats are linked to human suicides

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#31 Praetor


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Posted 11 October 2012 - 22:27

quote name='pes2013' timestamp='1349988350' post='595241027']
Next time put a source please :)

public class User{
public boolean hasCat() {...}
public boolean hasPoorHygiene() {...}
void Suicide (User user) {
if (user.hasCat() && user.hasPoorHygiene())
System.out.println("you're screwed.");

There you have it :)

#32 Growled


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Posted 11 October 2012 - 23:53

wow these studies are ran by miserable people that don't like happy things.... first coffee, now cats, damn....

they can go eat GMO veggies in a concrete box in 110 degree weather listening to country music while wearing rough wool sweaters and never to touch another being again. oh and to have to work on printers non stop forever,

Makes one wonder, doesn't it?