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#1 Dan~

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 11:48

did you hear about the man got kicked in the head by a horse.

He's alright, he's in a stable condition.


#2 remixedcat

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 11:54

did he eat a yam?

#3 JoeC

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 12:04

did you hear about the man got kicked in the head by a horse.

He's alright, he's in a stable condition.

His neigh-bour's are keeping an eye on him.

#4 Farstrider

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 12:08

I heard that the horse went over defence, first defeat and den detail!

#5 OP Dan~

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 12:10

nein, stable condition? pfft nevermind :p

#6 HighwayGlider

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 12:13

lol.

#7 skilithead

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 12:24

It would be-hoove him to be more careful around equines.

#8 Geoffrey B.

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 12:38

horrible jokes are horrible.

#9 *RedBull*

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 15:12

I can't think of a reply to this.

#10 +warwagon

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 22:15

9/10 warwagons

#11 Marshall

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 22:17

9/10 warwagons


He's using his own scale now!

#12 vincent

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 22:18

did you hear about the man got kicked in the head by a horse.

He's alright, he's in a stable condition.


-4 internetz

#13 tajul

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Posted 12 October 2012 - 02:23

He's having Nightmares probably.

#14 *RedBull*

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Posted 16 October 2012 - 06:49

He's using his own scale now!

wipe the brown off you nose.