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#1 tajul

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 06:58

A small town farmer had three daughters. Being a single father, he tended to be a little over-protective of his daughters.
When gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them with a shotgun to make sure they knew who was boss.

One evening, all of his daughters were going out on dates.

The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,

Hi, I'm Joe,
I'm here for Flo,
We're goin' to the show,
Is she ready to go?

The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.

The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,

Hi, I'm Eddie,
I'm here for Jenny,
We gettin' spaghetti,
Is she ready?

The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.

The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,

Hi, I'm Chuck,

And the farmer shot him dead. :rolleyes:


#2 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 07:01

LOL

#3 moloko

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 10:11

Ha that is funny.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 00:09

Good one. :laugh:

#5 Charisma

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 00:13

I lol'd... and then realised I can't think of any female's name that sounds anything like "Chuck" (I know that isn't the joke, but still!) :laugh:

#6 Hum

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 00:30

:laugh:

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#7 *RedBull*

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 09:14

Hi I'm Chuck
Here for Cloe
with some luck
She's ready to go

Hi I'm Chuck
Here for Betty
We're eating duck
It's late, she ready?

OK I don't see f coming into play. :whistle:

Hi I'm Chuck
Here for Betty
We're going to *uck
She better be ready

#8 Slammers

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 09:59

hey im chuck
ive come to f**k your daughter
because im horny

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 10:02

Hi, I'm Eddie,
I'm here for Jenny,
We gettin' spaghetti,
Is she ready?



Jenny? This one is slightly disappointing... it should be:

Hi, I'm Eddie,
I'm here for Betty,
We gettin' spaghetti,
Is she ready?

#10 Bad Booster

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:41

Hi, Im Chuck,
Shotguns make me horny
so I am going to make sexy time with you.